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After Fredo has his lunch stolen.

Tom: Okay, look you wanna hold onto your food? You gotta scare people off. I learned that living on the street.

Fredo: Really?! So, what would you say Tom? Stuff like uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub?"

Sonny: Say Fredo, when you picture Tom living on the street, is he surrounded by the entire cast of Annie?

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Vito Corleone

Carmela Corleone

Sonny Corelone

Fredo Corleone

Micheal Corleone

Connie Corleone

Tom Hagen

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Sonny: I stopped a murder today.

Vito: Great! How did you do that?

Sonny: Self-control.

Vito: ...

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Michael: Tom is German-Irish, which means he’s not Italian, so he’s really not a part of our family. Also, he’s an orphan so he’s really not a part of his family.

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Clemenza: Now, believe me boys, you do not want to attract bears into your tent.

Michael: I don’t think there are a lot of bears at Coney Island, Clemenza.

Fredo: I don’t know, I did see a cheetah on the beach once.

Michael: That was a greyhound Fredo.

Fredo: I know what I saw.

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Sonny to Tom: You consider me a sexy man, right?

Tom: I don't know to answer that question.

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At a furniture store

Tom: “No, no, we’re not together. We’re not a couple — we’re definitely not a couple.” Saleswoman: “Oh, sorry.” Sonny: “Wow, you, uh, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, I’m not good enough for you?” Tom: “We’re not gonna have this conversation. Again.”

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Johnny:  Halloween is stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you’re not.”

Don Corleone: You’re an actor????