#incorrectklave

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Dave: Being gay is not a choice

Dave *holding Klaus like a trophy*: But it is a game and I HAVE WON

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Diego, looking at Klaus: What the fuck is he doing now...

Dave: His best.

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Allison: I like your top!

Klaus: Thanks, his name is Dave.

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Dave: If I died...would you miss me?

Klaus: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship

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Klaus: Do you like me?

Dave: We've been dating for years

Klaus: ...Okay but do you like-like me?

Dave: Klaus, we're engaged-

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Klaus: I'm quick at math

Dave: Oh yeah? What's 38 × 47?

Klaus: 43

Dave: Not even remotely close

Klaus: But I was quick

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Dave: Klaus, want a coke?

Klaus: The drug or the drink?

Dave: ....The drink. Old bottle, though, so...possibly both?

Klaus: Win-win, hand it over.

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Dave: I made you a Valentine's day card, I know it's not much but I hope you like it...

Klaus, already crying: It's fine.