Incorrect Klaus x Dave

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[incorrectklave]

hi okay!! just popping in to say that I saw my own worst enemy by lit was on your klave playlist and my dad used to be the drummer for lit!! so I thought that was cool. also I love your blog!! <3

thank your dad for his contribution

[incorrectklave]

Klaus: Ive had an epiphany. I hate myself!

[incorrectklave]

I have a suggestion for the Klave playlist: Toxic by Brittney Spears.

yknow what ? yeah

,,,added

(if it were solely a klaus playlist i would also add barbie girl but yknow)

-mod dave

[incorrectklave]

i love the mods of this blog. yall are a+

mayhaps i owe you my life

-mod dave

[incorrectklave]

Does the Klave discord have an age minimum?

Yes, 14! mostly everyones 15+ thou :)

[incorrectklave]

If only UA Dave could feel mother fucking matrimonial like HS Dave.

ha homestuck!!

no but why does his last name have to be katz

dave katz...

davekatz....

davekat.... :,)

[incorrectklave]

Klaus: I love you

Dave: I love you too

Klaus: I love you more

Dave: I love you more than you love me

Luther: I’d really love it if you guys didn’t do this in the group chat

[incorrectklave]

Klaus: I'm quick at math

Dave: Oh yeah? What's 38 × 47?

Klaus: 43

Dave: Not even remotely close

Klaus: But I was quick

[incorrectklave]

Dave: Klaus, want a coke?

Klaus: The drug or the drink?

Dave: ....The drink. Old bottle, though, so...possibly both?

Klaus: Win-win, hand it over.

[incorrectklave]

Hey the actor confirmed Daves name as David Katz x

thank you, fixed ! <3

-mod dave

[incorrectklave]

Dave: Being gay is not a choice

Dave *holding Klaus like a trophy*: But it is a game and I HAVE WON

[incorrectklave]

Dave: While youre out, could you pick up some paper towels and chocolate syrup? We have ice cream, so I thought we could-

Klaus: Dave, this isnt a shopping trip, it's a manhunt slash rescue mission!

Dave: Okay, I just- when you're done, or when its convenient, I just thought since you're out...

Klaus: Dave, I'm obviously gonna get that stuff for you so just shut up

[incorrectklave]

klave playlist

https://open.spotify.com/user/lilaclight567/playlist/5tR2N58efQZMoyOvIwUBif?si=XHG_aOeYQx6DicA-zLEa4w

(warning: 5 hours and will probably grow hjsdkhgkdj i added a bunch of songs bc i didnt want the response to the ask to be Too Long. ive never been one for short and sweet playlists. all or nothin babey !) -mod dave

[incorrectklave]

Dave: If I died...would you miss me?

Klaus: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship

(submitted by @thejedishadowhunter !)

[incorrectklave]

Okay so I have a genuine question, not trying to be rude. I thought the point of shipping characters was that they aren't together in the show, so you get to make some fun stuff and imagine how nice it would've been. What's the point in being a shipper if they already have gotten together?

i mean dave’s dead and we got like 4 scenes,,,plus we just like the characters so. klave rights.-mod dave

[incorrectklave]

[incorrectklave]

Okay so i am just going to say this even tho i followed you guys today (the 11th of march 2019) the blog is awsome!

hello i would die for u

-mod dave

[incorrectklave]

Hey so speaking of klaus playlists? Agnes and Life Itself by glass animals givevme big big klaus feels. Also bravado by lorde

About to listen! but idk if i can trust u… homestuck icon…

-mod klaus