#incorrectkndquotes

[nezuneko]

Maurice: What were you thinking? Breaking the nose of a superior officer?

Chad: Swing high?

[gwenheda]

Rachel: You’re a lying, cheating piece of garbage! You’re not the guy I fell in love with.

Chad: Then we’ll break up! And I’m taking Maurice with me!

Maurice: *slides Monopoly board away* And... I think we should stop playing now.

[nezuneko]

*in the middle of a meeting, Rachel makes a cocky remark*

Infinity: Awfully confident aren't you?

Rachel: I can kill every person in this room before most of them have a chance to get to their feet. Skills like that do wonders for a person's self confidence.

[nezuneko]

Kree: You're a son of a bitch.

Chad: That's exactly what I thought of myself when I came up with the idea.

Maurice: To be fair, I was the one that came up with the idea.

Chad: Oh, that's true, you're a son of a bitch, too.

Maurice: Oh, thanks Chad, I appreciate that.

[nezuneko]

Kuki: He and I are just friends. Fa-rens!

Abby: And you are fa-crazy.

Kuki: How long have you two thought this?

Rachel: Everyone thinks that!

Kuki: No, they don’t.

Abby: Ugh!!! *drags Fanny in the room from the corridor* Uhm, Fanny? Blank is in love with Kuki. Fill in the blank.

Fanny *matter of factly*: Wally.

Abby *briskly*: Thanks for playing.

[nezuneko]

Numbuh 1: Oh, looks like the auditor is here.

Numbuh 5: Isn't that Sandy, Numbuh 3's ex-boyfriend?

Numbuh 3: Yep.

Numbuh 5: Numbuh 4, didn't you break them up?

Numbuh 4: Yep.

Numbuh 5: Numbuh 3, didn't you tell him to his face he was the most boring guy alive?

Numbuh 3: Yep.

Numbuh 5: This is gonna be awkward.

Both: Yep.

Numbuh 5: We had a good run.

[nezuneko]

Numbuh 2: How’s your day going?

Numbuh 4: Well, no one died.

Numbuh 2: Those are your standards?!

[nezuneko]

Numbuh 2: I have tried everything.

Numbuh 3: Even...

Numbuh 2: EVERYTHING.

Numbuh 3: What about switching the cables?

Numbuh 2: I... where were you three hours ago???