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Keefe: Look, I don't want to be a jerk. I know you're kinda dating Fitz, and it's going really well...

Sophie: What's going on?

Keefe: I don't know what's going to happen. And if something bad goes down, I think I'd be pissed at myself if I didn't say this.

Keefe: I kinda wish something could happen between us. Romantic styles.

Sophie: ...

Keefe: And I know it can't cause you're with Fitz, and I'm going to join the Neverseen, and that's just how it is.

Sophie: Keefe...

Keefe: Anyways, I should go, cause we're not supposed to have any contact, so I should go. The Lost Cities need me! BYE!

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Sophie: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?

Keefe: (mouth full of food) No...

Sophie: Then what's that on your pants?

Keefe: That's cocaine.

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Tam: I had a dream about you.

Keefe: Awww, really?

Tam: You died.

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You know what I hate most about Tam? His hair. It's so stupid and awesome.

Keefe, probably

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Sophie: Literally name ONE thing that is better than a dog.

Linh: Two dogs.

Sophie: SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

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Fintan: Do you know why I let you join Neverseen, Keefe?

Keefe: I assumed you lost a bet.

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Tam [to Keefe]: I'll be there for you.

Tam: Linh said I had to.

Keefe: Charming.

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Keefe: What's a metaphor?

Sophie: Our lives are both train wrecks.

Keefe: I know, but what's a metaphor?