#incorrectkotlcquotes

[ellatheblueelephant]

Lord Cassius: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING?!

Keefe: You said to bring my grades up.

Lord Cassius: …I did say that.

[themysteriousmissf-blog]

Linh: Hey Tam, what do you want?

Inner Tam: The souls of of the innocent

Tam: A bagel

Inner Tam: Nooo

Tam: Two bagels

[bianathekeeper]

Dex: *sitting at a bar* Chocolate ice cream. Make it a double

[isurvivedlittlemix]

Keefe: Hey, I got a human question: If the homo sapiens were, in fact, HOMO sapiens…is that why they’re extinct?”

Sophie: Joey, homo sapiens are PEOPLE.

Keefe: Hey, I’m not judgin’!

[realdimeraldart]

BEHOLD! MY MASTERPIECE REINVENTED INTO THE DIGITAL WORLD! Sophie: pass the salt please. Biana: *throws Tam across the table* Quote from @totallycorrectkotlc

[totallycorrectkotlc]

Sophie: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?

Keefe: (mouth full of food) No...

Sophie: Then what's that on your pants?

Keefe: That's cocaine.

[ellatheblueelephant]

Keefe: Excuse me? Who made Foster the boss of the group?

Dex: You did.

Fitz: You said, "Foster should be the boss."

Biana: And then you said, "Let's vote" and it was unanimous.

Tam: And then you made her this plaque that said "Boss of Us".

Linh: You put little sparkles on it.

Keefe: ...All valid points.

[ellatheblueelephant]

Keefe: *to his parents* Tell me the truth. There's been a lot of lying in this family

Gisela: And a lot of love.

Keefe: More lies.