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Wiggly: What are your adjectives? Pokey: …You mean my pronouns? Wiggly: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives? Pokey: …I dunno. What are yours? Wiggly: Noisy and chaotic! Pokey: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

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Pokey, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Blinky: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Nibbly: I personally was created in a lab. Tinky: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Nibbly: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.

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Wiggly, at Beanies: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots. Nibbly, in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

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Tinky: Do crabs think people walk sideways? Blinky: ...Tinky, what the hell.

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Blinky: What are you writing? Wiggly: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information. Pokey, looking over Wiggly's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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Tinky, texting Wiggly: Wiggly there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? Tinky: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry Tinky: Wiggly Tinky: Wiggly Wiggly: Wiggly is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

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Tinky: What does “take out” mean? Nibbly: Food. Blinky: Dating. Wiggly: Murder. Pokey: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.