#incorrectlotr

[imahomomrfrodo]

Pippin: Quick! You have to pretend to be my dad to Merry’s dad. *Hands Boromir the phone*

Boromir: Hello, this... is Pippin’s dad.

Yes the children are playing swords.

Sorry, playing with swords.

They’re bleeding

Oh no

They are dead.

Don’t call again. *hangs up*

Sorry I panicked.

[blu3-mhel]

[incorrect-tolkien]

The Witch King : Fool ! No man can kill me !

Eowyn : *is actually a drag queen* I am no man !

[incorrect-tolkien]

Gandalf, talking to Frodo: and they were roommates

Sam, in the rosebushes: ohmygodtheywereroommates

[incorrect-tolkien]

Aragorn: We've reached Lothlorien.

Frodo: It's more beautiful than anything I could ever have imagined and I suppose I ever will. . .

Legolas: Aesthetic owo

[incorrect-tolkien]

Gandalf: All right, listen up you little shits!

Gandalf: Not you, Frodo. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

[incorrect-tolkien]

Guard: Sir, Minas Tirith is under attack. Your men are dying. We must do something!

Denethor:

Guard: Sir?? Will you not speak?

Denethor:

Denethor:

Faramir: *walks in*

Denethor: god fucking damn it why is it always me i can't believe this holy shit i always get the worst of the fucking worst the world is endin-

[theartofangirling]

incorrect lotr quotes: (31/?)

[insp.]