#incorrectsterekquotes

[incorrectsterekquotes]

derek: while we were cuddling, my boyfriend said "I hope a volcano erupts and covers us in ash so that we can be preserved like this forever" derek: what the fuck?

[shitpostingsterek]

[incorrect-warriors-of-hope]

Nagisa:  Thanks to Duolingo, I can ask people if they're a horse in French, but I can't tell them what my name is.

Kotoko: Ask me if I'm a horse. I dare you.

Nagisa: Tu es un cheval?

Kotoko: Nay.

Nagisa:

Kotoko:

Nagisa:

Kotoko:

Nagisa, sighing with head in hands: I’m sick of this family.

[incorrectsterek-challenge]

ROUND 1

Here’s the first 5 quotes from @incorrectsterekquotes for March 2021!

1) [season one when peter is trying to keep them in the school] peter: I lured you all to my lair because I crave the deadliest game-- 

stiles, nodding: Knife Monopoly. 

peter: 

peter: I was actually going to have scott hunt you all down and kill you for my entertainment, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is. 

2) derek: Yesterday I overheard erica saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and stiles replying “Trust me.” and I have never fled a room so fast in my life. 

3) cora: Okay, here’s the plan. First, we set off the school’s fire alarms- 

boyd: cora, we can’t set off an alarm if there’s no fire! 

cora: Okay, fine. First, we’ll start a fire- 

4) peter: so are we flirting right now? 

chris: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU 

peter: that doesn’t answer my question 

5) allison: kicks the door down, running inside with stiles and looking panicked

derek: What did you do? 

stiles: NOBODY DIED. 

derek: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!?

[dramionefanficdictionary]

Draco: why is it always a compertition with you?

hermione: Is it really a compertition if I always win?

[nutellarghh]

In the Name of Science

Boom! Killing it today!

My submission for @incorrectsterek-challenge

Read on AO3 here:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30270666

Thank you @incorrectsterekquotes for letting me play with your content <3

[buckybarsn]

Incorrect sterek quotes

[animemilkbags]

Any villain on teen wolf : what are you?what do you do for the pack?

Stiles: