i know most fics have the sheriff being against derek, but imagine he’s instead super accepting but stiles got a script in his mind and selective hearing dialed up to the max
stiles, dramatic: the only person that’s against us is my father
derek, goes fishing with the sheriff weekly and watches baseball with him: wdym, your dad loves me
stiles: ?? my dad hates you
derek: are you sure?
stiles: Look *goes to sheriff* daddy, can I be with him?
sheriff, chill af: of course
stiles, falling to his knees: NOOOO— DADDY NO
sheriff: ?? kiddo I’m telling you to freaking be with him??
stiles, with tears in his eyes: BUT I LOVE HIM
sheriff, confused: I like him too, he has money—
stiles, now screeching: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SEPARATE US
sheriff, increasingly concerned: I??? don’t??? want to separate you???
stiles, begging: PLEASE don’t DO this to ME- PLEASE (suddenly incensed) IM GONNA RUN AWAY!!!
sheriff, lowkey giving up and considering this being some sort of possession: ??? run away with him, then ?? DEATON, bring the holy water—
(based on this tiktok - imagine stiles as naruto, derek as sasuke and sheriff as minato)
TikTok - Make Your Day