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Pippa: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set? Hecate: No, I said “Pippa, don’t lick the swing set" and you said "Don’t tell me what to do". And then you licked the swing set.

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Hecate, to Mildred who is packing: Since you won’t be able to contact me for at least a month, I’ve packed a complimentary bag of advice. Hecate: For example, “Mildred, stop doing that!” Just applies to everything.

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Hecate: Guess what I’m about to get. Dimity: On my nerves. Pippa, grinning: Married. Dimity: *Faints*

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Hecate: What? What’s your plan? Mildred: I’m not telling you. Hecate: Why? Mildred: Because, you won’t like it.

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Hecate, pouring a drink from the cart: Pippa, walks up to her with a pout: I’ll have the usual. Hecate: *Puts the decanter down to give her a hug*

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Mildred: Ms. Hardbroom? Are you listening? Hecate: Yes, it just takes me a moment to process so much stupid all at once. [Minutes pass] Hecate: You did WHAT?

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Mildred: I think I speak for everyone— Hecate: She doesn’t.

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Ada: Open up Hecate: It all started when I was a little kid.. Ada: No, I meant- Pippa: Wait! Let her finish!