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Hecate: Making my way downtown, walking fast Ada: Ms. Hardbroom, Mildred is looking for you- Hecate: Walking faster

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Pippa: There’s only one thing worse than dying. Pippa: *rips paper away to reveal ‘Hecate’ above dying* Dimity, nodding: Hecate. Hecate: [Nods] Pippa: NO!

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Pippa: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set? Hecate: No, I said “Pippa, don’t lick the swing set" and you said "Don’t tell me what to do". And then you licked the swing set.

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Ada: I need you two to pretend to hate each other until they leave. Pippa and Hecate: What? Why? Ada: Do it, it’s for the school. Pippa to Hecate: You are too pretty and smart! It’s irritating! Hecate: Me?! You are the- You are the most beautiful woman in the world! Pippa : *pouts* Ada on a sigh: Why… why did that offend her? Hecate: I usually say ‘in the universe’.

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Agatha: Welcome to the “fuck Hecate Hardbroom” support group, where we gather to say a collective “fuck you” to that uptight bitch. Agatha: But first, a few words from our newest member. Pippa, sweating: So I may have misunderstood-

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Hecate: I am this close to losing it! Mildred: Weird, it almost looks like your fingers are touching.

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Hecate: What did you do, Hubble? Mildred: I literally just said “hello” Hecate: And yet I am here, boiling with rage.

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Pippa: Have you seen Hecate? Ada: Not since this morning. Why? Is she missing? Pippa: Oh no, she’s fine. She’s just really pretty and I want people to see her.