#incorrecttxtquotes

[mirinaeknj]

taehyun: do you want a tarot reading

soobin: those are pokemon cards

taehyun: you got a magikarp it means fuck you

[harpexxxo]

yeonjun: i can stare at you the whole day

soobin: please don’t

yeonjun: *blows a kiss*

soobin: *blushes*

taehyun: can you please stop flirting on the dining room we’re eating here

[be-t-s]

When it's a really sunny day

HK: Brb guys, I'm gonna go lay under J-Hope

YJ: *chokes on water* what!?

TH: That's impossible, you can't lay under him?

BG: But J-Hope is with the rest of BTS right now?

SB: And don't you mean the sun?

HK: I know what I said.

[seung-bean]

TXT: damn I think we lost SKZ...

YGTB: Its okay, We got t-

SKZ: We're down here assholes

[harpexxxo]

taehyun: can you please stop playing with your food?

hueningkai: are you mad at me? :<

taehyun: this is stressing me out

taehyun:

taehyun: but no sweetie, i can never get mad at you

[be-t-s]

SB: Taehyun, we've been over this, you can't call him that-

YJ: Can't call who what?

SB: *sigh*....Taehyun, what's your favourite cat?

TH: Min Yoongi

[harpexxxo]

[after a school event on Valentine’s Day]

hueningkai: u know, elliott is really sweet, he gave me chocolates earlier

taehyun: elliott — WHO’S HE?!

hueningkai: don’t be mad :< besides, he’s already the love of my lif—

taehyun: WHERE IS THAT BITCH IMMA KILL HIM—

taehyun:

taehyun: I’M THE ONLY LOVE OF YOUR LIFE