HIRAETH

god loves gays

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namjoon: what am i doing wrong :(

taehyung: do you want me to answer as a friend or as a therapist

namjoon: as a friend

taehyung: see a therapist

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"so how much do you love yoongi?"

hoseok: ill be brief (1/73828)

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hoseok: you often use humor to deflect trauma

yoongi: thank you

hoseok: that wasnt a compliment???

yoongi: what im hearing is you think im funny

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jungkook: so apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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namjoon: what is your biggest weakness?

seokjin: i can be uncooperative

namjoon: can you give me an example?

seokjin: no

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namjoon: treat spiders the way you want to be treated

yoongi: killed without hesitation

namjoon: no

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hoseok: why are you holding my hand

yoongi: sorry [lets go]

hoseok: i didnt say stop [grabs yoongi's hand]

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namjoon: what are you getting jin this christmas

taehyung: a new business because he cant seem to mind his own

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jimin: merry christmas

jungkook: why did you give me a calendar

jimin: because you need to start counting your days

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taehyun: do you want a tarot reading

soobin: those are pokemon cards

taehyun: you got a magikarp it means fuck you

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An action being “punishable by a fine” basically means “legal for rich people”.

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yoongi: i am fearless

namjoon, entering: i’ll be cooking tonight

yoongi: i have one (1) fear

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yoongi: ask me why i love you

jungkook: ??? why do you love me??

yoongi, pulling out a 200 slide presentation: i’m glad you asked

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yoongi: if you have 10 cookies and i ask for 5, how many will you have?

jungkook: 0

yoongi: it’s basic math it’s not even that ha—

jungkook: i would give everything to you because i love you

yoongi, holding back tears: gross absolutely disgusting get out of my room

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i’ve reached my peak

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death: ok im here to claim you

jungkook: wait i have to ask jin

death: it’s not a choi-

jungkook: he said no

death: fuck

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“The average whale is about the size of a whale.”

Kim Seokjin trying to impress marine biologist Kim Namjoon

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hoseok: hey do you wanna know your gay name

yoongi: gay name??

hoseok: it’s your first name

hoseok: [gets down on one knee]

hoseok: and my last name

yoongi: o-oh