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Jill: have I EVER put you in an unsafe position?!

The team: YES!

Jill: THEN YOU SHOULD BE USED TO IT. Now, Allie, get to your centerback position, Ali, move up to left forward. We've got a game to expirement on.

Tobin: [pretends to stretch arms]

Tobin: [puts arm around Christen's shoulder]

Kelley: *looks at Alex sitting by her side*

Kelley: *pretends to be stretching too*

Kelley: *hits Alex's face with her elbow*

[In the middle of the night]

Tobin: *trying to get Christen's attention by throwing rocks at her window from the outside*

Chris, texting Tobin: Why are you throwing rocks at my window?! You have a phone for a reason.

*pause*

*loud bang*

Chris: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE AT MY WINDOW??

Christen: *staring at tobin* How do you politely tell someone you want them on top of you

Alex: *standing next to Christen, also staring at tobin* Not sure. Maybe write them a haiku or something?

Kelley: *clears throat*

*opens folded paper*

Your face is pretty

I am liking it a lot

Let's sexy it up

Christen:

Christen: Beautiful.

Kelley: I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room

Christen: Julie?

JJ: *choking up" yes?

Christen: move I need to kiss Tobin

JJ: L is for the way you look at me

Mal: O is for the only one I see

Alex: V is for very extraordinary

Kelley: Egg.

christen: *messes up* oh, fuck me

tobin: gladly

Kelley: We're playing Scrabble.

Becky: Scrabble? Scrabble's Awesome!

Kelley: No. Not when you're playing with Christen. She puts words like "perpendicular" and I put words like "yes"

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