#incotrect quotes

[bluejay1624]

Incorrect Vinland Quotes

Askeladd: "You know what kid? Sometimes I feel like we can't really see, eye-to-eye."

Thorfinn: " That's because you're taller than me, asshole."

[alrighty-vigilante]

Felix Faust: Sorry for psychologically scarring you.

Sebastian Faust: Which time?

[bluejay1624]

Incorrect DGM Quotes

Allen: I would die for you guys!

Kanda: .....

Lenalee: ...

Lavi: Yeasturday you said you'd die for a piece of candy. This doesn't make us feel very special.

Allen: I'd..........live for you guys?

All 3: WHY IS THAT A QUESTION!?

[bluejay1624]

Vinland Saga Incorrect Quotes

Thorfinn: Admit it. Your life would suck without me."

Canute: "My life will suck, regardless of weather you're in it or not."

Canute: "Thou I'll admit that with you around, it is at least interesting."

[bluejay1624]

Lavi teaching Allen to drive.

Lavi: OK Allen so you're driving down the road and suddenly Lenalee and Kanda step onto the road. Quick, which one do you hit?

Allen: Oh Kanda for sure. I could never hurt Lenalee plus Komui would kill me.

Lavi massaging his temple: The breaks Allen. You hit the breaks.

Evil Allen: But why hit the breaks if I can just hit Kanda? 😈

Lavi: 👁👄👁

[bluejay1624]

Incorrect DGM quotes

Lavi: Allen did you eat all the powdered doughnuts?!

Allen: *clearly guilty* No.

Lavi: Oh really? Then what's that white powder on your face?

Allen: *panics* cocaine

[bluejay1624]

Incorrect DGM Quotes

There are two kinds of couples in this world.

Lenalee: Lavi I can't sleep.

Lavi: that's ok. I'll stay up with you.

Lavi & Lenalee:* cuddle close*

Lavi: *stays awake until Lenalee falls asleep*

*******

Allen: I can't sleep.

Kanda: Well I can so shut up or get the fuck out.

[bluejay1624]

Incorrect quotes.

Nea: Listen am very responsible when it comes to other people.

Nea: But if its me, am ready to swallow 10 euro in cents just to prove am right.