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what is happening i'm so confused
I was talking about pronouns yesterday and I guess I just really pissed off someone who also really likes Tavros.
Like honestly that’s as much as I know on the subject, and I’m still fairly confused too. But amused, also.
Oh wait you were waiting on someone to say something? Shit I'm sorry I noticed it immediately, I would've said something if I knew you were awaiting validation.
Oh my god wait is this about the hat thing
Holy shit I was terrified all morning like “wtf the fuck is this message what’s happening is it intended for me how did I fuck up”
I should have known you would recognize it for what it was at the very moment of it’s publication.
i sent you an explanation about who brianna wu is and wtf is going on w/ that screencap on telelelelelelegram
Yes, got that, thanks. Sorry I didn’t respond immediately, I was watching Daredevil w/ dinner and I closed it to turn off the pinging noises w/o reading.
Have read it now.
In a land where hundreds of thousands of low-level fighters use compound bows riddled with useless shit such as bladed handguards and tactical torch mounts to shoot arrows at apples and empty ale mugs, you are the ranger wielding a simple recurve bow who is 100% done with these fucking fighters.
"WHAT IN FUCK IS DONE TO THIS POOR BOW? STUPID HICK AMNIAN WITH STEEL HELMET AND GIANT HORSE LOOKS AT PERFECTLY FINE BOW AND SAYS "NO, BOW NEED MORE DUMB SHIT ON IT"? WHY YOU WANT RAIL FOR BOW? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM ELVEN WORKSHOP? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH ARMY OF TETHYR! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH MIKHAIL KELDAN, TRADE STORY OF MANY WEAPONS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENCHANTING!”
- SIR IVAN OF CLAN CHESNOKOV
I'd like a roll. Let's see what I get.
You have been assigned the class of:
Moon Pilot
The three sections of your skill tree are:
Minimized g-Force Maneuvers
Lunar Landings
Crater Creator
Enjoy your new life of WEARING SHADES AND A BOMBER JACKET OVER YOUR SPACESUIT
By the power vested in me, you are hereby authorized to baptize people in either water or hummingbird feed (if you are lacking actual hummingbird feed, sugar water will suffice as a replacement). Use these responsibilities wisely.
Praise the bird god, which is for birds, hallowed be her name.
I can authorize you to give baptisms (in water or in hummingbird feed) and I can authorize you to be a preacher, but I'm not wholly sure about baptismal preacher because I am not baptist, I am insouciant
Well, let's go for "able to give baptisms" then. It'll do.
Kithmas has a whopping two days left, so let me know if you want me to ordain you as anything else before time runs out
Oh rad, let's see if I can go for Baptist Preacher this time. I want to scandalize
