#indecipherable runes

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Scrying Medallion

Under blacklight, it becomes a window that shows the observer’s killer’s perspective at the time of the observer’s death. This can be confusing in the case of indirect deaths. Those who die of old age or robots, thus not having a killer, instead get to see pretty pictures of cats in bowling outfits, brandishing bowling pins in their tiny, human hands.

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Runic Cherries

Enchanted to be completely uncrushable, inadvertently dethroning unpeeled fruit soup as the least viable breakfast, though quad-grilled cheese still reigns over lunch and dinner.

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Maker’s Mark of the Unmade

An identifying symbol engraved on only the finest destroyed living room furniture and silverware. All pieces are incredibly valuable by virtue of being inherently unobtainable.

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Runeprint

Swirling lines beholden only to whim and canvas size. These runes are empty, and have no meaning until you ascribe meaning to them on your own.