Perc'ahlia for the headcanons ask game :3
they tug it back and forth between each other for ages & eventually percy gives up
• who rings/texts to check how their day is going
they both send each other quick little “how are you?” texts when they’re apart
• who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts
percy. he holes up in his workshop for like a week before any gift-giving holiday to craft The Perfect Gift for his wife. (what else do you expect from mr. flirts with arrows & titles as a fuck you?)
• who gets up first in the morning
vex. she spends quiet time with trinket, and sometimes she even goes into the parchwood before sunrise to think
• who suggests new things in bed
usually vex. partially because percy’s kink is pleasing his wife & partially because percy’s creativity kind of fails him when it comes to bedroom activities
neither of them cry at movies much
• who gives unprompted massages
they both do, though percy does so a smidge more often
• who fusses over the other when they’re sick
vex fusses over percy in a very sensible way by providing him with everything he needs to help him get well; percy frets a lot when vex is sick
• who gets jealous easiest
they both get jealous super easily
• who has the most embarrassing music taste
• who collects something unusual
vex collects firearms and immediately smelts them when she gets them
• who takes the longest to get ready
they both take awhile, but percy takes a little longer. it’s the noble posturing he’s legally required to do in the mirror after he gets dressed.
• who is the most tidy and organized
vex. her stuff is very neat and filed properly. percy’s workshop, by comparison, looks like a tornado went through it
• who gets the most excited about the holidays
percy; vex gets more excited as the years pass, though
• who is the big spoon / little spoon
most often, vex is the big spoon & percy is the little spoon, though they switch it up sometimes
• who gets the most competitive when playing games/sports
they’re both pretty competitive, but vex edges percy out
• who starts the most arguments
• who suggests that they buy a pet
they don’t buy a pet; they already have trinket and 5 children
• what couple traditions do they have
-they go camping in the parchwood multiple times every summer (their loud fucking has only added to the rumors that the forest is haunted)
-they get their portraits done together every year or so; by the time percy dies, they have a whole hall filled with images of their time together
-every so often they get drunk and bitch about the people who’ve hurt them. uncensored and offkilter, it’s always really emotionally messy and painful, but they end up feeling better after, if not also hungover. It’s Called Coping
• what tv shows do they watch together
hannibal, doctor who, american horror story, psych
• what other couple do they hang out with
vax/gilmore, cassandra/kaylie, any vox machina couple, kash/zahra
• how do they spend time together as a couple
they go on walks together almost every day. nothing quite like a quiet walk with your spouse to really strength that deep love.
• who made the first move
i consider the first real move “darling, take the mask off” even if the arrows were flirting, so i’m going to go with vex
• who brings flowers home
neither of them; they’re not too into gifting each other flowers to put in vases. they do have large flower beds outside of their house, though.
vex; percy can’t cook for shit on account of always having people for that
