Kokichi trying to carry Kaede, but she ends up being too heavy for him to carry.
He tried and thats what matters
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Kokichi trying to carry Kaede, but she ends up being too heavy for him to carry.
He tried and thats what matters
also also!! Ounaga but Angie also lowkey likes Poetry cause that's a kind of art form, so she'll compare Kichi's eyes to the purples that you would see on a neon sign on a deserted street and then as god as the blood of Atua, or as gold as a Halo. Kichi is very flustered by this but he'll compliment and tease her as retaliation! She just can't get away with this!! He needs to get payback!!
She would she would she would!!!! And HE DOES!!! HE CANT BE SHOWN UP LIKE THIIIISS
he needs to show his beloved how beautiful she is and how much he loves her!!
he will shower her in gifts and presents nd kisses and compliments until her face is as red as the setting sun and then softly (quietly so no one else can hear) tell her how much she means to him (without saying i love you bc fear go vrrrrre)
she will compare his eyes to the neon glow of sign in the darkest alley and the glimmer of the golden tears shed by atua himself- compare his tiny self to the gracefulness of a mischievous cat who slips out at the dead of night just to bless her with his presence- he is a being blessed by Atua and she is not worthy of his presence (he disrespectfuly disagrees)
Kokichi was flipping worried about Kaede, after finding how much of a high risk twin pregnancy is. Through Kaede does reassure him that her mother is a experienced midwife who has even helped deliver twins. Kaede having a twin sister herself didn’t help. Through she nervous too. Thankfully the pregnancy didn’t went without a hitch.
fbbfd i dont know a lot about pregancies so ill take your word for it because it makes sense-
BUT YES Kokichi would be so nervous about hi wife going through this- awee just kichi coddling his wife making sure shes comfortable at all times because hes nervous and needs to do something to help
hes very touchy and cuddly the entire time, loving to get his wife to fall asleep with his fingers in her hair gently held in his arms.
Ahhh them feeljng the twins kick for the first time
Kaede: (selfies with a positive pregnancy test) Kokichi: Nice... (spit takes intensely and looks at phone again)... 5 weeks later. Kaede: Big news! We’re having twins! Kokichi: (double spit takes)
BWBDJFNG KAEDE YOU CANT DO THIS TO HIM!!!
youre goingnto give him a heart attack lol
Kokichi papering the hell out of his pregnant wife- he hates getting his hands dirty but he would do anything for his queen psps
Oumaede family, I’ve imagine them having three kids. Twin boys and a little girl. Go (older) and Hibito (younger) Ouma. They both have their mothers blonde hair, but slightly darker and got their dad’s spiky hair. Go has his mother’s eyes and Hibito has his dad’s eyes. When together they’re mischievous little shits, but with good intentions. Go is more relaxed, playful and childish, but slightly distrustful of others. Hibito’s more responsible, hardworking and polite, but also bossy.
this is so hecking cute pls-
this is the best i can do with ur describtions but i hope it lives up to ur expections anon- i love ur ideas for their family sosososo much
like ahhhh just kokichi and kaede spoiling the hell out of their kids- social skills are hard to learn when you live with a habitial liar and someone who rlly tries to always be positive-
just [vibrates] them tryingntheir best to be good parents for their kids aaaaa
Headcanon: After the wedding, Kokichi and Kaede climb into a clown car and drive off together. When convincing their first child, Kokichi’s first idea was to hold their kid like Simba on the roof top, showing the world the beautiful creation he and his wife made that will take over the world. Kaede laughs at her husband’s silliness, but hopes he won’t do the former.
AAAaaa i absolutely dont know how to draw this but this is the cutest thing eee!
Kokichi would wearhis ring on a necklace under his bandana not to hixe it or anything nono- he gladly will show it off! Hes married to the prettiest woman in the world after all! Everyone should be jealous!
He wont admit it but hes afraid of loosing it so keeping it on the chain, as a weight on his chest, helps him keep track of it and remind him of his special day.
kaede wears hers on her finger but she has a chain to put it on when she needs to take it off- maybe kokichis paranoia rubbed off on her a little bit but she also liked seeing the shiny metal on her hand.
Kokichi absolutely chews on his ring when anxious as a replacement to chewing on his nails as kaede has taken to painting them. Luckily he doesnt have a lot of jaw strength so theres no way hes going to break the ring that way.
kokichi likes to cuddle with his wife and hold her hand twisting at her ring- rambling about how wonderful their future will be! Theyll have seven kids and theyll all be apart of dice and master criminals Just like him and theyll all be as pretty as their mother- It mainly to hear his wife laugh.
Hes scared to be a dad, he doesnt actually want them to be like him- But he could totally pull the job off, he would be down for kids if kaede was.
Especially when kaede starts actually showing the signs-
welcome to me on the tumblr- I don't know how this works but uh,,, Kokichi,,, being the kind of dad that sings lullabies to their kids but absolutely refuses to admit it, because Keys is obviously the musical person in the family but the truth is the best she can do is hum really well, she's more of a piano person no duh. okay but It's Kaede's little secret she gets to have, that she has heard Kokichi sing lullabies to their kid and it's music to her ears, quite literally <3
woahoh madi on the tumblr !!! [insert my stick bug emoji]
Pspspsod but yeyayaaa!!! Kokichi despite loving being the center of attention he doesnt like songing in front of people-
what youre feeling shows clearly in your voice when youre singing- as kaede can clearly hear the unfiltered love in kokichis voice as he sings to their children back to sleep-
She loves when its his turn to deal with the children when they wake up in the middle of the night because she can clearly hear him sing the lullabies he learned years ago.
Its not like this is the first time shes heard him sing though- when ever she would have nightmares (very rare but they happened) he would always sing to help her go back to sleep
she commented on it once telling himnhe had a pretty voice to see his cheeks turn pink, "Everything about me is pretty, glad youre into hearing me talk because i sure do it alot-"
Doctor Coomer dies in minecraft (this is not a joke this Actually happened) and in hl2vrai hes going to be replaceded by The Lorax.
instead of hello gordon he just says i speak for the trees-