ineedarendezvous replied to your post “advantages of writing random modern AUs: Nobody is a concubine, no sad...”
Sure she has a name. Her given name is Consort. :3
I tried to imagine a version of the Pushing Daisies AU where her first name actually was Consort (which is an INCREDIBLY CURSED CONCEPT) and this happened:
He offered her his arm with an overly formal bow. “My name is Lin Chen. It is an honor to make your acquaintance.”
She found herself laughing as she took his arm. “Lin Consort. The honor is all mine.”
Lin Chen froze, still bent in an attitude of exaggerated deference, arm outstretched. “I’m sorry, your name is what?”
She sighed. “Consort. It’s an old family name. Apparently there was a mistranslation a few generations back, but it’s become something of a tradition now.”
He blinks, and blinks again. She braces herself for the pickup line she has learned to expect. It cannot be worse than what Xiao Xuan had said, once upon a time, but she resigns herself to finding another flower shop anyway. Nothing good comes out of this sort of conversation, and she takes far fewer chances these days.
“Well it’s better than ‘Concubine,’ I suppose. And now, Dr. Lin, the best cakes in the city await us, if you will allow me.”
As they crossed the street, side by side and already following the scent of wife cakes, she found the corners of her mouth tugging up. For all it’s facetiousness, his arm was steady and firm under her hand. His voice was pleasant, chattering gently about this bakery and its many wonders. Perhaps, she thought, she would buy that peony after all.