Ineffable Bartenders Headcannons ꒰ა ໒꒱𓂃 𓈒𓏸 𓇼
(don't take this too seriously, I'm basically making oc's out of Michael and Dagon's human versions)
human!Michael's name is Michelle (she/they)
human!Dagon's name is Devon (she/her)
Michael owns the pub, and Dagon is her wife
Dagon is a marine biologist
Michael lets Dagon help out when she has free time (hence why Dagon is only seen pouring beer and wiping the counter, not mixing drinks)
Michael used to bartend here while working a secretarial job, but the previous owner decided to retire and sold the building to them
Dagon would come to the pub to study while she was in college and started hopelessly flirting with Michael as soon as she laid eyes on them
they live in an apartment upstairs above the pub
Michael decorated the pub, Dagon decorated their apartment
Dagon and Justine are besties and like to tease Michael with how well they get along (Michael knows that they're joking but it does sometimes get under their skin)
I'm torn between going super meta and having the pub be called 'The Angelfish' or doing something more clever-
currently working on a fic of these two in this universe to cope with the finale, so look out for that!