#infinitecoras

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The Evil Queen

So... I'm... not supposed to like Tamara and Owen...? 

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Jon Snow WILL have a happy ending

because it's Jon bby

so here's how his life will play out:

1) learn about the death of many of his family members, have creys 2) use his bastard rage to defeat the White Walkers with the wildlings 3) is declared king of the wildlings for his bravery and leadership against the White Walkers (king of the free people is kind of a contradiction but there's already a king there so I vote for Jon bc that's totally how becoming royalty works in my headcanon) 4) marches a wildling army south and kills anyone who ever screwed with the Starks. The north doesn't forget, bitches. 5) finds Arya & Sansa. Returns Sansa to Winterfell bc that's what she wants; brings Arya north of the wall because now that her enemies are dead she wants to be free 6) marry Ygritte (I ship it more than Jon/Dany, and it's more likely considering these characters have met, nevermind the fact that they live on the same continent), rule a kingdom and make beautiful babies with fabulous accents and hair, with Ghost as their guard dog and Auntie Arya never too far when she's back from her adventures

Yes, this endgame for Jon Snow. Make it so, GRRM. (pls tho?)

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Sansa will kill Joffrey

Ideally while he's sleeping so she has time to flee. But this is Westeros, and things are shitty, so she'd probably get caught & killed as well (by Cersei most likely). But she'd have killed Joffrey, so she'd die satisfied with her last actions. The peasants would sing songs about her, and about how she saved the realm from a sadistic incest baby.

"U KNO NAWTHANG DANIELLE SNO" theme suggested by infinitecoras.

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Ned and Renly are facepalming together in the afterlife

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Theon gives his daddy a birthday gift

so Balon kills him because WE DO NOT SOW

and he steals his gift from Theon's corpse

and smiles as he eats the cake Asha stole from the local bakery

"U KNO NAWTHANG DANIELLE SNO" theme suggested by infinitecoras.

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The White Walkers will run Theon out of Winterfell

Who else is going to do it?

"U KNO NAWTHANG DANIELLE SNO" theme suggested by infinitecoras.

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When the White Walkers invade, all the dead under the ground they walk on will rise with them. They'll be drawn to where the living believe they hold power, and Kings Landing will be invaded by zombies.

“U KNO NAWTHANG DANIELLE SNO” theme suggested by infinitecoras.

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Stannis will take the throne

after Melisandre uses one of her demon babies to kill Tywin Lannister

"U KNO NAWTHANG DANIELLE SNO" theme suggested by infinitecoras.