#ingrid rants

[callofdiva]

imagine thinking it’s a guaranteed fact that tom and zendaya are dating... can’t relate

[callofdiva]

Shhhuuuuuut the front door there is a guy that goes to my school that has the same eyes and eyebrows and mouth as Tom

I cannot express my emotions... there’s a lookalike for every hot guy i fangirl over and every single one goes to my school

[callofdiva]

okay turns out that Tom’s got some fuckin hot thighs and ugh I’m sweating

[callofdiva]

Hey guys I just watched a ballet production of The Nutcracker and expect a Ballet Dancer!Nutcracker!Harrison fic at some point before Christmas lmao

[callofdiva]

I’m talking to this guy I met on kinda a dating app and he has my number and all and he’s real sweet but also I’m absolutely terrified to talk to him on the phone

Any tips?

[callofdiva]

y’all will you just take a look at haz’s eyebrows because dang

[callofdiva]

Wait do any of you guys know how old Harrison’s sister is? I’m losttttt af

[callofdiva]

you know that scene on Spider-Man Homecoming where peter is hitting the alien tech with a hammer?

Like it’s not supposed to be hot but like can he bash my face in? Thank you