@initiatecoretransfer Space smiled hugging Wheatley’s arm. “Hey hey hey hey, home, hey, what did the biologist wear on his first date?”

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@initiatecoretransfer Space smiled hugging Wheatley’s arm. “Hey hey hey hey, home, hey, what did the biologist wear on his first date?”
@initiatecoretransfer “Neptunes!!
@initiatecoretransfer “I want you to tell me about the vast constellations that we currently inhabit!”
initiatecoretransfer replied to your post:I have to work at 8:45 tomorrow morning. I should...
"Have you tried tea? Or getting hit on the head very hard? Actually, wait. It’s probably best to not do that. We don’t need anyone else with brain damage…"
Tea would probably work but I have none. T: And yeah. No hitting of the head. That's unpleasant. Plus I'd hate to wake up with a headache in my current state. No one would survive.
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With a bounce in his step, Space eagerly made his way to Wheatley’s abode, and gave the door several tiny knocks. The sound of his knuckles hitting the surface was similar to a woodpecker tapping a tree with its beak, furious and rapid.
“Wheat! Wheatley!” his hyperactive voice practically slurred his name. His response wasn’t fast enough, so Space began jiggling the locked doorknob impatiently. “C’mon! Openup!”
for the lulz hows about wheatley/dan* for the ship meme. just knowing how wheatley is XD
—— Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?//Wheatley, definitely, though as I said for the jerkoff, I could see Dan* at least tear up. But Wheatley would be just bawling. dX—— Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?//Wheatley. You moron!—— Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?//Dan*. And then Wheatley would probably freak out.—— Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?//Dan*, because he’s always cold.—— Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon?//Wheatley, probably, the nerd. Watching them like “is this REALLY how humans behave??”—— Who laughs more during sex?//Dan*, cuz Wheats is an awkward limey.—— WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?//I could seem em trade spots but probably Wheatley.