The Beastess Lady

Paige // 28 // F I was born in this dark, creepy area. I live, grow up... and die here.

[halfsan]

My current mental state

[goomyloid]

sopping wet cats

[screenshotsofdespair]

what is forbidden.

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[zarla-s]

Must be weird living in the Pokemon world sometimes.

[patreon]

[16souvlaki]

“I’m ok with X topic being written abt as long as the narrative doesn’t condone it” u need 2 b spoonfed the conclusion that bad stuff is bad? u can’t come 2 it on ur own? are u serious.

[fierceawakening]

"I don't like reading books where the bad guys win" = okay, cool, totally fair

"No one should ever read books where the bad guys win" = no wait. stop. hey

"We should forcibly prevent people from writing books where the bad guys win" = are you the reincarnation of Mao or something

[lmbibitor]

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[capnsoapy]

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

[play-now-my-lord]

big dick super mario

[capnsoapy]

big dick super mario

[guelwaar]

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

[nikoco11]

thought this was cute ^^

[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[untitled12573]

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

[knitmeapony]

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

[theprofessional-amateur]

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

[dicklessthewonderclown]

“you can’t ship them, it’s weird/toxic/problematic/whatever—” have you considered that that’s exactly why i ship them

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

[museumofagony]

[meltesh28]

no guarantees of getting your order at this restaurant..

[meltesh28]

anyone remember this vine