#inkoming asks

[inkomingasks]

TSUNAMI NO THAT'S YOUR WIFE!!!!!

I get a wife??

and it's that??

also, they were the one to throw her out the window, that was their idea

yeah >:)

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think they'll get back soon?

[inkomingasks]

What's your drink of choice?

I personally like a good wine, I’m not terribly picky as long as it isn’t gross

…I don’t think they were talking about alcohol

oh! Well, um, in that case… a nice calming tea before bed is good

chocolate milk >:3

hell yeah, love chocolate milk

I kinda almost exclusively drink lemon-lime sodas when I’m getting something somewhere, it’s good

I usually get the sport drinks, but the blue ones so my mouth turns bluer

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Favorite numbers?

whatever the biggest one is

that’s not a thing, there isn’t a “biggest number”

shut up, of course it’s a thing

I would bet Four’s is 4

is not!

then what is it?

um… 2. even number, prime number, capable of great things in such a small package

…alright, nerd

>:/

maybe I’m biased, but 3’s a good number. simple, sturdy, but not intrusively so

hm, I like seven, it’s also more simple, but there’s a certain… something about it that feels right

five thousand, three hundred, and thirty-two. it’s fun to say :3

that’s really specific

so? it’s fun

26 is a pretty good alternative, since apparently there’s no such thing as the biggest number

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we got primordial ooze. we got fuzzy ooze. when are we getting futuristic ooze

I’m sure someone’s working on it

“the goo of the future! it solves all your problems!” or whatever

ten bucks that goes horribly wrong too

I’d do more, personally, with how often this keeps happening

[inkomingasks]

I have been informed by the blue one that today has been declared my birth date

I do not have one of those, I was not born

but it did feel... right, somehow

and there was food, so I will accept it

[inkomingasks]

Alright, here are the answers!

"If I can kill the guy I want to kill then I don’t care what happens next" -Aki Hayakawa (Chainsaw Man)

"Free will is a myth, religion is a joke, we are all pawns controlled by something greater: Memes, the DNA of the soul." -Monsoon (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

"Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!" -Pearl Fey (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations)

"I killed Jeannie May. Do I still get my discount?" -Courier Six (Fallout: New Vegas)

"He doesn't have a coat sir! And I believe this is the man who basically killed our entire race!" -Nail (Dragon Ball Z Abridged)

Score: 3/5

Hell yeah, knew I was right.

Both of your guesses were wrong, Four.

Shut up >:(

[inkomingasks]

What is your favorite windows screensaver?

I like the one with the colored streaks of light going everywhere, it’s mesmerizing.

Which one? there's like 50 that do that

Any of them :) they're all pretty

eh, you're right, they're all pretty good

The one where you can make it a word is funny, cause you can literally put anything there.

One time I made Four's screensaver the word "butt" just cause I could and they left their computer unattended.

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I like the bubbles, it's simple and clean, but not boring.

[inkomingasks]

Let's play a game. Here are five names matching individuals whose names are semi-similar to your names:

Monsoon

Courier Six

Nail

Aki Hayakawa

Pearl Fey

Try and match them to the following quotes:

"If I can kill the guy I want to kill then I don’t care what happens next"

"Free will is a myth, religion is a joke, we are all pawns controlled by something greater: Memes, the DNA of the soul."

"Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!"

"I killed Jeannie May. Do I still get my discount?"

"He doesn't have a coat sir! And I believe this is the man who basically killed our entire race!"

all of this sounds like shit you'd say, Four, ironically or not

I got the third one; that one’s Pearl Fey. I think

I'm gonna pin the last one -about the coat- on Courier Six, it just sounds right

and the second to last one sounds like something someone named Nail would say, the second one does too though...

nah, that sounds like something a Monsoon would say to me

which leaves the first one to Aki Hayakawa

yeah that all sounds right

glad only the real problems are being solved here...