#inky posting

[snail-yaoi-enthusiast]

In the Lego Batman universe Jason never died because Lego Joker would never do anything to hurt his bf’s kids

[infernothechaosgod]

funny idea I thought of

rabbits are used to eating really hard things and munching on you know...hard things, so I officialy hc that the candy fanny makes are like 3x times worse than they are described by her bc shes not bothered by their hardness as much as other ppl are, she can handle the teaste and can bite through them [its probably even good for her since you know rabbits have to bite through hard things to keep their teeth short] but litellary enyone else would mistake her normal candy for mini jawbreakers that live up to the name

imagine someone tries some, they hear a loud CRUUUUNCH and when they open their mouth the candy is completly unborhtered however the teeth? yeaaa the dentist is needed...like instantly

[snail-yaoi-enthusiast]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

Not my art!! Art by @/Velinxi

OK SO

JASON IS CALLED JASON AND DIED

PERCY LOOKS LIKE DICK

NICO CAN AND WILL KILL YOU AND IS SHORT

DO YOU SEE WHERE IM GOING WITH THIS

[snail-yaoi-enthusiast]

A collection of SuperBat fics that live in my head rent-free

for @gothbusterzs 🦇

!! NONE OF THESE ARE MINE !!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

1- Starting off strong with some amazing monsterfucker!Clark x monster!Bruce smut. Written amazingly and it’s named after one of my favourite songs~

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

2- A cute, fluffy, start-of-the-relationship fic, with the usual batfam shenanigans. I love the dynamic between the kids here, it’s always a good fic when Bruce and Clark are completely oblivious to what their children scheming.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

3- More smut because I’m a freak and it’s all I read most of the time. This one’s top Clark and bottom Bruce, if you like that dynamic go check out @superman-creampieing-batman

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

4- At this point I might just have to specify when there’s no smut. This list is really making me think about what I read. Anyway, oh boy, is this fic something. The logic is “it’s always a one shot if you post it all at once!” Also bottom Clark and top Bruce (technically. You’ll see what I mean.)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

5- I’m stopping the list here because I’m gradually growing more ashamed of how much smut I read. Also this is making me wonder if I have a thing for Bruce in lingerie. Anyway uh here’s more of Clark being a possessive freak and Bruce being an anxious bottom.

Enjoy~

[snail-yaoi-enthusiast]

Imagine.

At a gala Bruce is talking to some investor or something and they make an offhand remark about how they’re gonna demolish one of the only Gotham orphanages to build offices.

And Bruce just. Tears up. Like he’s trying to hide it but all the people standing around him notice, and everyone is glaring at the investor because how dare he make the princess of Gotham cry??

[snail-yaoi-enthusiast]

[ Thinking about how Rosie smiled at Alastor after he says “You knew my game the day we met~” in hear my hope ]

[ SHES A PROUD MAMA HEN UGHHHH I CANT ]

[snail-yaoi-enthusiast]

Dom top supes and awkward touch averse bottom bats supremacy 💯💯💯

[snail-yaoi-enthusiast]

[ sigh I love seeing trans people in their 30’s+ because it just fills me with so much hope. Keep on living guys, it’s worth it ]