#inncorrect qoutes

[dc-fanfics]

Y/n: -When I go to the bathroom, he's begging to be let in. Knocks cups of the table when he's in a mood. He has high pitched hisses. But he's great at cuddles.

Friend: I thought we were talking about your boyfriend, not your cat.

Y/n: We are. His cat is much more mature.

[kokoatddk]

Todoroki: I’m gAr

Todoroki’s: gAaA

Midoriya: you can do it baby

Todoroki: dammit-

Todoroki: iM gGG

Midoriya; almost there

Todoroki: Izuku Midoriya

[localdreamaddict]

Noah: Hunger and sex are different sorts of motivations. Hunger responds to a need. If we don't eat, we die. Sex is not in this sense a need. If we don't have sex, we may feel like dying but we do not.

Jake: How do you know nobody ever died from lack of sex?

Gia: Because you're still alive.

[dc-fanfics]

Y/n: Can I have my phone call?

Riddler: This isn't prison.

Y/n: Oh...

Y/n: Does that mean I can have two?

[dc-fanfics]

Y/n: Hey guys! I have something really important to tell you!

Everyone:...

Y/n: Shit, if forgot what it was.

Everyone:...

*bathroom door slams open*

Artemis: why the fuck is there a positive pregnancy test in the bathroom.

Y/n: Oh, right. Now I remember.

[dc-fanfics]

Robin: Y/n, are you gay?

Y/n: *not mentally prepared to come out yet* Pft, no. Why?

Artimus: *walks into room*

Y/n: *sweats*

Black Canary: *smiles at her*

Y/n: *the gay is spilling*

Zatanna: *exists*

Y/n: *dies*

[dc-fanfics]

Icicle Junior: Please, don't say motherfucker around my dad.

Y/n: why?

Icicle Junior: Just don't.

[kokoatddk]

Overhaul recording:day 12 lets see if I can go outside

Fangirls outside: I LOVE YOU PLEASE MARRY MEEEEEE

overhaul dropping the camera: oh hell nah what the fuck