You all love the JLA interacting with the Bat Family so how about the Bat Kids meeting the JLA for the first time?
Dick: Hi 😊
Barry: So that's a... kid
Bruce: He's my protege.
Clark, floating over: Hi 😊
Dick: Oh my god, it's Superman 😭😭😭 Batman, it's Superman
Clark, tears brimming in his eyes as he hugs Dick: A baby
Hal: Jeez, what the hell? did you knock up some one nightstand, Bats? The hell is that thing? Where's it's mom?
Dick: She fell-
Hal: I bet that's what she said.
Dick: -from a trapeze... She died
Hal:
Clark: *hugging Dick tighter, eyes glowing at Hal*
Diana, squishing Jason's face: This one has the squishiest face.
Jason, almost in tears: I love you Wonder Woman
Diana, whispering: I would die for you.
Clark: *scuffing his shoes because this Robin hasn't even looked over at him*
Tim: Hi I'm... Robin?
Oliver: You don't sound sure.
Tim, deepening his voice: I'm Robin.
Oliver, who knows his friend lost a kid and this kid is helping him through it: Yes you are. Do you want an Oreo, dear?
Stephanie, hands on hips: I am Robin.
Hal: But you're a girl?
Diana:
Dinah:
Shiera:
Kara:
Carol:
Tatsu:
Zatanna:
The Entire Nation of Themyscira: so you have chosen death.
Damian: I am Robin, son of the Bat.
Hal: That's cute but -
Damian: Silence, worm.
Barry: *chuckling*
Damian: You too.
Clark: Now, wait a minute, Robin-
Damian: *opening his pocket where there is an eerie green glow*
Clark:
Arthur, arriving with a jar: Sorry I'm late, I just-
Damian: is that... Is that a seahorse?
Arthur: um, yes, buddy. He's just feeling under the weather.
Damian: Is it environmental? Perhaps he has a virus? Can I help?
Arthur: Environmental, poor guy got some oil on him. He will he fine. I'm taking him home later. Do you want to hold the jar while I sit in on this meeting?
Damian: *grabby hands*
Arthur: He's a nice boy.
JLA:
Damian, whispering to the jar: I will avenge you, Bucephelus.
Bruce, holding Cass's hand: This is my daughter. Yes, she was an assassin and yes, she is rehabilitated. You will treat her with respect.
Cass: *tugging Bruce's hand*
Bruce: *leaning down*
Cass:
Bruce: She loves your hairslide, Dinah.
Dinah: Thanks.
Cass: 😊
Barbara, seated at the JLA meeting table: I'm covering for Batman. He's busy with Gotham business. He would like to-
Guy Gardener: Sorry but who the fuck gives you the right to-
Babs, not even looking up: You're talking a lot of shit for somebody who doesn't know where Iowa was.
Guy: How did you-?
Babs: I'm Oracle. Now, unless you have something worthy to contribute I would exercise that willpower and shut the fuck up.
Wally: Get his ass, Babs.
Babs: Wally, I know what you searched on your phone last night. You're in no position to laugh. Or judge. Frankly, I was disturbed.
Wally:
Babs: Now, as I was saying-
Barry: You're not a Robin?
Duke: No, I'm The Signal.
Clark: He's a meta. He glows.
Arthur:
Barry:
Dinah:
J'onn:
Zatanna:
Victor:
Billy:
Diana:
JLA: ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
