i find idea that any dick's relationship has falls apart bc tim is always there, like in that song "you and me and your friend steve" is kinda funny
every dick's gf be like "not that i don't like your brother, but maybe you'll stop answering his calls during sex???" and any tim's partner eventually faces the inevitable comparison to dick (not to mention that batfam can and definitely will joke every time that dick was tim's first love)
their boundaries are so broken that even in the cape community not known for healthy relationships, everyone ends up avoiding dating them
OH I LOVE SO SOSOSO MUCH YOUVE OPENED MY EYES!!!!! i'm always so "dick keeps ruining tim's relationships" BUT NOOO UR RIGHT ITS BOTH
also dick answering tim's calls during sex is so fucking funny to me... like tim's just calling to ask about some stupid shit like if he'll explode the microwave if he puts this one bowl of unidentifiable material in it and dick is just like 'this is my number one priority rn' what a guy.
also tim as steve is so REAL FOREVERR i think dick should be in a relationship and his partner is planning all these activities and trips for them and dick's just like 'omg tim would LOVE this. we have to bring him PLEASE???' and like. it is impossible to say no to dick he's too adorable. so tim is just. there. on all his dates. 'tim would love this!!' and then its like. the aquarium (he does love it but still)
also tim comparing his partners to dick is SO GOOD... because who the hell can compare to dick grayson? no one. especially if the person comparing the two happens to be tim drake.












