#insane buzzwords

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

"White People Bad" dissertation #463,839.

Imagine using a sample size of 8 and pretending you're a real researcher.

Back in the day, people would use double-spacing, subtly bump the font up from 12 to 12.5, put two spaces betwen sentences and expand all their contractions back out – "don't" > "do not," "it's" > "it is" – in order to achieve the required page or word count.

Nowadays you just feed it into ChatGPT and get it to pad it out with nonsensical postmodern gibberish.

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

This is - hopefully obviously - parody, but it's worth a moment.

When people insist that describing reality accurately is some kind of bigotry and that you're an istaphobe of some variety, what they're really saying is that they and their beliefs are disconnected from the real world, and they object to the imposition of reality into their fantasy world.

It's the same thing as when Xians call you "mean" or accuse you of "hating god" for pointing out the bible's complete and obvious lack of coherence with reality.

It doesn't matter if they don't like it, if it's true.