#insane situation

[yaoi-hate-machine]

remember in 2024 when i was barely awake and went downstairs for breakfast and my mom immediately showed me a giant horrific open wound on her hand she had gotten that morning from a chainsaw and it made me pass out for the first time in my life and hit my head and then i had a concussion for like a month

[fiery-is-in-pain]

chat. my mother has watched me play 60% of mgsv and has also seen most of snake eater. she, and by extension, my father, know some metal gear lore. I had to skimp mgs4 and peace walker because my ps3 is broke and won't be fixed for a while, and while I don't know much of the story/gameplay of peace walker, I DO know of the gay sex ending. what do i do if my MOTHER sees the GAY SEX ENDING of metal gear. she narrowly missed ocelot admitting he loved bibo. and I know she suspects something is gay about ocelot (though she hasn't said anything about it) how do I explain to my own mother the toxic polycule of venom bibo kaz and ocelot. what do I do. she was wiki surfing for metal gear.

[sun-dari]

i think nothing encapsulates everything that wrong with america as much as american football. you really went like we are inventing a new game only we would play and we are going to use the name of a way more popular game for it; we are now renaming the more popular game btw

[wellmanneredthief]

Having a normal one with the mutuals tonight

Discussing the near-polycule relationship between Billy Joel, Elizabeth Weber, and Jon Small back in the early 70's

[red-might-be-dead]

rp blogs are having a field day on my acc

[lover-of-mine]

Wondering how the person who tattooed the date to the loverfest date here on Brasil just for the show to get cancelled and them to become an internet joke doing with today's announcement.

[elgadventures]

That was insane. On a side note, I miss you. :(

[darecard]

i start watching "the sopranos" and i can't stop thinking What have I done with my life