THERE’S A DEVIL SLEEPING IN MY BED

evan • he/they • minors dni music blog + ao3

[yaoi-hate-machine]

[golfgalaxy]

y’all still beat your meat? lol

[yassmines]

what do u beat

[golfgalaxy]

evildoers

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[oxypill]

[sadistic-harpy]

rb if you support women in STEM (sadism, torture, evil, menacing)

[probablily]

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[kosmogrl]

[sailatina3]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the court jester(me) in the high elf palace has been sent to be executed by snake pit by the king after swallowing an enchanted greatsword down to the crossguard while making eye contact with the elf princess

[miraclemaya]

religious pervert: i came in my panties because of god

atheist pervert: material conditions caused me to cum in my panties

agnostic pervert: no one knows why i keep on cumming in my panties

[nuclearfaggot]

im asking you to stay here. i cannot tell you why, i dont have any other reason except i want to see you here. i want to see you as happy as you can be. please, do what you can to stay. to find happiness wherever you can. i know that it is selfish of my to ask this. but i’m asking you anyway. take care of yourself. if not for yourself, then for me

[gwyoi]

Freaks that are about to have crazy gay sex

[vilethot]

happy pride

[human-pet-they]

[yaoi-hate-machine]

been reading thru the murderbot diaries before i read the new book and lately my brain just keeps randomly saying “Pansystem University of Mihira and New Tideland” all the time

[yaoi-hate-machine]

banana for dinner #boydinner