Last week, the world of video games changed dramatically. A call echoed out for a purging within the game playing community. And it's a call I intend to answer.
For some time now, the term "Gamer" has been used to casually refer to people that play video games. However, as time went on, the image of what a "Gamer" was became more and more tarnished. Instead of just referring to someone who plays video games, it now carries the weight of referring to someone who is male, sexist & misogynist, hostile, racist, illogical, and juvenile. This is not what a "gamer" should be, but unfortunately, it is what people now think of when they hear that word.
Personally, I never really liked the term "Gamer" myself out of purely aesthetic reasons. I myself preferred the classic term of "Game Player". "Player" by itself can refer to someone engaging in a game or someone who "Plays the Field" and is someone who willfully cheats on significant others (which is obviously not a good thing). But "Game Player" makes it quite clear that it refers to someone who plays games and, most likely, enjoys playing them.
When I was a kid (as of this writing, I'm 31 and going on 32) the term "Gamer" wasn't something that was used. Instead, most of the time, people that player video games were referred to as "Game Players". A good example of this can be found in the now defunct Game Player's Magazine from the 80's and 90's.
So given all this, I have decided to re-brand this blog. No longer will it be "Insights From A Gamer". Instead, it will now be "Insights From A Game Player". I feel this is a better name and it drops the negative stigma that has fouled the word "Gamer".
Maybe someday, the word "Gamer" will redeem itself, but for now, I am perfectly happy with abandoning that word completely and forging ahead with a new name.
So to everyone, I wish you happy game playing to all the game players out there! Have fun!
So in case you haven't seen it, Anita Sarkeesian released her 4th video in her "Tropes Vs. Women in Video Games" series. Her topic of discussion this time was the "Ms. Male Character" and going into its origins and effects of its constant use in video games as well as other media.
I wrote this response to a Kotaku article on the video, but thought it was worth sharing here too. Give it a read and let me know what you think!
I've been watching these videos every time they come out, and feel like I learn something "new" each time I watch them. I say "new" in quotes because the fact of the matter is that somehow, in the back of my head, I always knew the things that Anita was saying. However, watching these videos made me aware which is important if I hope to properly think about them. It's far more dangerous to not think about these sorts of topics, because otherwise it perpetuates a habit of not questioning the world around us which is necessary to learn and grow (even when we reach adulthood; we don't just stop growing).
In this episode, I really agree with Anita that the "Ms. Male Character" needs to shrink down in terms of presence in video games. Many other mediums out there are capable of showing varied female casts, and what's more, not require on "stereotypically" female traits to identify them as characters.
For example:
Ed
By now, we know that Ed is a girl. But up until the end of the first episode that Ed appeared in, nobody (not even the characters in Cowboy Bebop) knew that Ed was actually a girl. And what's even MORE important is the fact that Ed being a girl DOESN'T MATTER!
Ed is Ed
Ed is kooky, energetic, childish, a brilliant computer wiz, a pain in Spike's ass, best friend to galaxy's greatest Pembroke Welsh Corgi: Ein, and whose past remains a mystery for most of the series. Anyone who knows Ed typically thinks of Ed like this.
BUT... I bet most people DON'T think of Ed's sex or gender AT ALL when it comes to thinking about Ed as a character.
With the Ms. Male Character, being a girl is pretty much the ONLY defining characteristic that makes them unique. Take away their "Girl-ness" and you have the original male character that they are meant to be a distaff counterpart too. Worse, when surrounded by other characters who are all male, invoking "The Smurfette Principle", it reinforces that being a girl is adefining character trait.
But females, girls, ladies, women, all of them are NOT defined by their genetics or stereotypical female appearance. Or more accurately, they SHOULDN'T be defined like that.
Take Noa Izumi:
Now if you're familiar with Patlabor, then you already know which one of the two people in this picture is Noa Izumi; a female. If you aren't familiar with who's who, here's a challenge:
One of the characters in the above picture is female. The other is male. Which one is Noa Izumi?
If you guessed the dark-skinned, long black-haired person on the right...
...you were wrong!
That is Badrinath Harchand, a 15-year old BOY from India who is used by Schaft Enterprises to illegally test out their newest labor. Noa Izumi is the short, red-head on the left who pilots her Shinohara Ingram-98, nicknamed "Alphonse", for the Tokyo Metropolitan Police to stop and prevent crimes involving labors.
You know the old saying, "Don't judge a book by its cover"?
Just because someone doesn't look like they're female doesn't mean that they aren't. They still have female body parts like breasts and vaginas, but them being female has very little to do with their characters, situations, or narrative in their respective stories. Noa Izumi is defined by her positive attitude, fangirl obsession of giant robots, masterful piloting skills of Alphonse that let her be one of the best pilots on the force, ability to tolerate the wacky antics of her fellow officers and superiors, and the bizarre situations she and Special Vehicles Division 2 find themselves in. Rarely does her being a woman come into play
In contrast, there's Kanuka Clancy; also from Patlabor:
Kanuka Clancy has a far more feminine appearance than Noa Izumi. She's older, more "developed" and her feminine features stand out more. Due to her good looks and appearance, many of the male officers in Special Vehicle Divisions 1 & 2 are very attracted to her. However, Kanuka is also a VERY skilled police officer. As tactical backup for Division 2, she is extremely skilled in the use of numerous firearms, bomb disarmament, fluent in both English and Japanese, and actually is a temporary transfer from the NYPD to assist the Tokyo Metropolitan Police for a short term assignment. She's a no-nonsense police officer, a capable fighter with firearms or hand-to-hand combat, and can even crack a joke every now and then.
But when she first appears, the first thing that the other male officers in the unit seemed to think of her was "WOW! SHE IS HOT!"
This is why, for some women, they feel that in order for them to be taken seriously as the people they are, they have to "shed" their femininity in order for others to see it. Like Naoto Shirogane of Persona 4:
For anyone that's played Persona 4, you know exactly where I'm going with this. If you haven't, WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!
When Naoto Shirogane first appears, Naoto presents themself as a teenage boy aspiring to be a detective. As the story progresses, it's revealed that Naoto is actually a girl. The reason Naoto pretends to be a boy is that, while growing up, she became convinced that the only way she would ever be able to be taken seriously as a detective and prove her worth was if she was a man. This damages her psyche so much, that it's when confronting the horrific imagery of Naoto's temptation to surgically alter their body to try and "become" a man that leads to revealing Naoto's Persona and the boss fight required to help Naoto accept who they are.
In Naoto's case, Naoto didn't WANT to be a man, which would, in essence, make her what's known as "Cis-Gendered" (Someone who identifies their gender with the sex they were born with) as opposed to "Trans-Gendered" which is identifying with a gender that doesn't match with sex they were born with.
In other words, the notion of being a "man trapped in a female's body" or "woman trapped in a man's body" is actually a real thing and not just some phrase or saying.
Science has actually shown that someone born with a male body can have neural patterns and behavioral responses that match more with those typically found in female bodies. The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition (DSM-V for short) is the current "bible" when it comes to diagnosing mental disorders and is critical not just for health reasons, but for legal reasons as well. There are Laws that exist which are based around the contents of this manual.
In previous versions, it was considered that the belief that someone was a man in a woman's body or vice-versa was in and of itself a mental disorder. This is no longer true. It's actually now considered a normal enough occurrence for it to be natural.
What IS a mental disorder is the feeling of stress, anxiety, and mental trauma brought on by this feeling which isn't caused by something within the person's body, but from social factors of the outside world. It's why psychologists and psychiatrists work with people not to try and change who they feel that they are, but be able to cope with the social pressures and difficulties brought on because they feel that way.
In Naoto's case, she DID identify as a female born with a female body, but felt that she HAD to identify as male if she ever wanted to be taken seriously as a detective. It's that stress, anxiety, and psychological trauma that lead up to the big battle inside the Midnight Channel to unlock her Persona.
So... what's the point of all this writing and lecturing here?
To state that we as writers, artists, musicians, TV Show runners, directors, game developers, producers, etc. should STOP constantly thinking that a female character can ONLY be defined by the fact that they are female. It's much better to be think of characters as "The biker-gang badass", or "The bookworm", or "The computer wiz", etc. instead of all that plus "The girl". Or flipping it to "The girl biker-gang badass" or "The girl bookworm" and so on and so on.
It may seem silly that the best way to think about sex and gender roles in video games is to not think about them, but consider this. Did it ever matter if Samus Aran was a girl in Metroid?
Nope!
All that mattered was that Samus Aran was a bounty hunter with an awesome arsenal sent on a mission to the planet Zebes in order to stop an evil band of space pirates from cultivating a parasitic alien species called "Metroid" for their malicious purposes.
It didn't matter if Samus was a boy or a girl. All that mattered was that they were Samus... and the galaxy needed saving.
That's how we need to try and start thinking on a more regular basis.
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NOT EVEN DUDE!!!!! i mean it was clearly a troll account, but all the other comments they left on other videos were focusedly antisemitic, so idek what made them break that mold for my sake
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*cries openly* *wipes nose on sleeve* i'd like to thank the academy
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Sounds like you should get a ribbon or trophy that says “#1 Communist Feminazi With A Cute Voice” or something. You can put it on your mantle and tell your friends how you earned that glorious title through the internet. (Am I doing satire right?)
YOUTUBE LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
hereby presented to
~ VESPA ~
in recognition of her tireless efforts on behalf of communist feminazism
In terms of pure raw enjoyment, TF2! For straight up Greatest Overall Experience, probably Bastion?
4: Worst game you've ever played?
Not gonna lie Whiplash was pretty up there in terms of bad. I feel like I played another one recently that was absolutely absurd levels of awful but I can't remember what it was, maybe I blocked it out?
WAIT. I THINK IT WAS JUON: HAUNTED HOUSE SIMULATOR. WHAT A BAD GAME OMFG
10: A game you've completely given up on?
I tried to play Final Fantasy 12 like three times and gave up almost immediately each time.
11: Hardest game you've played?
I played Dark Souls for like 45 minutes once that counts right? I'm definitely not big on soul-crushingly difficult games, I get frustrated much too quickly. I even gave up on Limbo for a while because the endgame physics puzzles are so annoying.
Dave: place has been stinking up like a fat kid who overloaded on french fries before getting off the tilt-a-hurl
Karkat: BITE ME STRIDER! I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT!
Dave: dude
Dave: i called like 45 minutes ago that you needed to get your ass up here to clean up some kids puke here at the gift shop
Dave: shits bad for business
KARKAT: WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?! SOME SORT OF SERVANT AT YOUR BECK AND CALL OR SOMETHING?! I CAN'T BE EVERYWHERE AT GOD DAMN ONCE!
Dave: whatever
Dave: just hurry up with that mop and barf bucket
Dave: sooner this place smells better the sooner we can get back to business
KARKAT: FOR FUCK'S SAKE! IF IT SMELLED SO BAD, WHY DIDN'T YOU CLEAN IT YOURSELF?!
Dave: hey man
Dave: i'd be down with getting on my fucking hands and knees and scrubbing that shit up like fucking cinderella if i could
Dave: but youre the only one with the keys to the closet that has the cleaning supplies
Karkat: SHIT!
Dave: sorry dude
Dave: thems the rules
Dave: but look on the bright side
Dave: maybe tonight some fucking fairy godmother will come down and grant your wish to go to the aquarium ball and dance with fucking prince charming
Dave: be all peasant girl to princess and shit
Karkat: WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME DO MY JOB! THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN HAVING TO CLEAN UP SOME BRAT'S BARF IS LISTENING TO YOU DRIVEL ON WHILE I DO IT!
Karkat: IT'S LIKE YOU JUST WANTED AN EXCUSE TO SPOUT BULLSHIT AND HEAR THE SOUND OF YOUR OWN SMUG ASSHOLE-ISH VOICE!
Dave: yeah
Dave: that is exactly the thing that im doing
Dave: you figured it out
Karkat: FUCK YOU!
Dave: if it wasnt for the fact that we had to close the gift shop to the public while i waited for your sorry ass to get up here and clean this mess up
Dave: the boss lady would be tanning our hides and lecturing us on how we need to watch our god damn language
Dave: feels kinda good to be able to just talk natural for a while without having to worry about some big brother or big sister type tyrant looking over us like a god damn 1984 dystopia nightmare
Karkat: YEAH... I GUESS SO
Dave: downside is having to stay cooped up in this little shop of horrors while the stench from some god damn kids upchucked lunch spreads
Dave: like being trapped in an elevator with some big guy suffering from irritable bowel syndrome
Dave: place just smells worse and worse and theres no escaping it
Karkat: DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP?! I'M PRETTY SURE I DID!
Karkat: ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH AS WELL?!
Karkat: BECAUSE IF YOU THINK I'M NOT ABOVE HANDING OVER THIS BUCKET AND MOP TO YOU AND ABSCONDING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, THEN GUESS A FUCKING GAIN!
Karkat: YOU CAN CALL ME AGAIN LATER AND ASK ME TO PUT THIS STUFF AWAY AFTER YOU CLEAN UP THIS GOD DAMN MESS!
Karkat: SEE IF I CARE!
Karkat: KANAYA CAN BITCH ME OUT ALL SHE WANTS FOR SHIRKING MY DUTIES, BUT I WON'T CARE!
Karkat: NOT IF IT MEANS GETTING AWAY FROM YOUR BULLSHIT! I FEEL DUMBER JUST LISTENING TO YOU TALK!
Dave: fine
Dave: we can change the subject
Dave: no need to get your panties up in a bunch
Karkat: I'D THANK YOU BUT I HAVE NO THANKS TO GIVE! SEE ALL THE THANKS I DON'T GIVE?! THEY'RE JUST FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN! LOOK AT THAT!
Dave: whatever
Dave: just what the hell were you doing that kept you so long anyway
Karkat: NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!
Dave: dude i don't care if you were unclogging some nasty ass toilet or scrubbing some grody fish tank
Dave: just trying to make conversation
Karkat: MAYBE SOME PEOPLE DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING! EVER THINK OF THAT?!
Dave: oh man
Dave: you saying that has got to be the most ironic thing i have ever heard in my life
Dave: its like all you do every damn day is bitch and moan about your shitty job and how much you hate us
Dave: i can't think of one god damn time where you arent grumbling to yourself or muttering about some god damn thing you need to clean up
Dave: like someone took an air pump used to make those wacky inflatable flailing arm tube men go all shit crazy to your mouth and turned it all the way up to the asshole windbag setting
Karkat: YOU TRY CLEANING UP AFTER SOME OF THE SHIT I'VE SEEN AND NOT BITCH ABOUT IT! YOU WANT TO SEE SHIT?! THERE IS SHIT THAT I HAVE SEEN WHICH MAKES YOUR SHIT LESS SHITTY IN COMPARISON!
Karkat: LIKE IF YOUR SHIT HIT THE FAN, NO ONE WOULD GIVE TWO SHITS. BUT IF THE SHIT I'VE SEEN WAS EVEN MOVING TOWARDS THE FAN'S GENERAL DIRECTION, IT'D BE A FEDERAL FUCKING ISSUE!
Karkat: COPS AND FBI AGENTS WOULD BE QUARANTINING THIS AQUARIUM AND SEALING IT UP IN CONCRETE TO KEEP THAT SHIT FROM GETTING OUT!
Karkat: IT'S THE SHITTIEST SHIT TO EVER SHIT IN THE HISTORY OF SHITDOM!
Dave: wow
Dave: thats some shit right there
Karkat: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
Dave: so what kind of shit we talking about here
Dave: we talking massive whale shit so massive it clogs up the water filtration systems
Dave: or shit thats not really shit but you take one god damn look at it
Dave: take off your hella sweet ass shades
Dave: blink
Dave: and then say in your most i cant fucking believe its not butter voice
Dave: oh shit
Karkat: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE?!
Dave: I dont
Karkat: THEN SHUT UP!
Dave: hell no
Dave: ive been cooped up in this god damn shop for nearly an hour and pissing you off is the only thing making that torment worthwhile
Karkat: AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!
Dave: so why not just tell me what the hell took so long
Dave: not like its something that will get you killed talking about it
Karkat: FINE! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I WAS BUSY WITH?! I WAS BUSY DEALING WITH FUCKING MERTROLLS THAT THINK THEY OWN THIS GOD DAMN AQUARIUM!
Karkat: ONE IS A FUCKING HOMICIDAL KILLING MACHINE THAT WOULD CONSUME US ALL FOR DINNER IF SHE EVER GOT OUT
Karkat: ONE OF THEM KEEPS BREAKING EVERY GOD DAMN THING HE TOUCHES
Karkat: ONE OF THEM IS AN ANNOYING SHIT WHO SEEMS TO ENJOY MAKING MY LIFE A LIVING HELL BY LEAVING HIS GOD DAMN GARBAGE LYING ALL OVER THE PLACE
Karkat: ONE IS A POMPOUS ASSHOLE WHO KEEPS TRYING TO ESCAPE THROUGH THE WATER PIPES
Karkat: AND THE OTHER IS... ACTUALLY NOT THAT BAD. SHE'S KIND OF NICE. BUT IF HAVING THOSE OTHER PRICKS AROUND IS PART OF THE PACKAGE DEAL FOR HAVING HER HERE, THEN I'D RATHER SHE JUST GO BACK TO FUCKING ATLANTIS OR WHEREVER THE HELL SHE CAME FROM AND TAKE THOSE FUCKERS BACK WITH HER!
Karkat: NOT TO MENTION THEIR FUCKING SIBLINGS THAT KEEP VISITING AND CAUSING ALL KINDS OF OTHER SHIT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH!
Karkat: JUST... FUCK!
Dave: …
Karkat: …
Dave: …
Karkat: …
Dave: …
Karkat: …
Dave: dude
Dave: if you dont want to tell me what you did then fine
Dave: no need to make up some god damn fairytale
Karkat: YES!
Karkat: A FAIRYTALE!
Karkat: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I JUST DID!
Karkat: HA HA HA HA!
Karkat: NOW LOOK AT THE TIME!
Karkat: IT'S “I CLEANED UP THIS FUCKING MESS AND DON'T HAVE TO STAY HERE FOR ANY MORE OF THIS BULLSHIT” 'O CLOCK!
Karkat: SEE?! THE FLOOR HAS BEEN DE-PUKED! THE PUKE IS NOT THERE ANYMORE! IT IS NOW EX-PUKE!
Dave: finally
Dave: already starting to smell like fucking daisies in here again
Karkat: NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME! I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT SHIT TO DO!
Dave: you mean more important shit to clean up
Karkat: EXACTLY!
***Karkat has left the gift shop***
Dave: ...mertrolls huh
Dave: no way karkat could make up some shit like that on the fly
Dave: either hes been saving that for a special meltdown
Today, Vriska contacted me on my Pesterchum account with a very specific demand. I've copied the Pesterlog here because even I have a hard time believing that this conversation actually happened.
-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA] --
AG: Hey! 8oss Lady!
GA: Vriska? Is That You?
AG: Yeeeeeeees! What's so hard to 8elieve about that?
GA: Well, For Starters, I Took Away Your Computer Access Privileges After Our Last Conversation.
AG: Yeah! What was up with that?
GA: You Threatened To Encase Me In Spider's Silk And Then Drain Me Of My Blood Slowly While Replacing It With Poison That Would Cause Excruciating Pain Until Death.
GA: While That May Be The Spider-Mertroll Way Of Saying “Hello”, Humans Typically Do Not Respond Well To Threats On Their Life.
AG: Sheeeeeeeesh! You humans can 8e soooooooo sensitive!
AG: I only said it 8ecause you stuck me in this stupid tank away from everyone else. It's so 8ooooooooring down here!
GA: And I Only Did That Because Whenever You Could Get Into One Of The Other Tanks, You Would Eat Just About Everything You Could Catch In Your Web!
GA: Those Two Dolphins Were Some Of Our Best Performers. Aradia Still Hasn't Forgiven You For That.
AG: If it's consol8tion, they were deeeeeeeelicious! ::::D
GA: That Is Not The Point!
GA: In Fact, I Should Be Asking You How You Got Access To A Computer Terminal After I Expressly Banned You From Using One.
AG: I just asked Tavros if I could use his phone.
GA: Asked Or Threatened?
AG: Does it really matter? :::;)
GA: Yes!
AG: Geeeeeeeez, you can 8e so stuck up sometimes. Lighten up!
GA: What Do You Want?
AG: Okay, you know a8out what happened with Kurloz today, right?
GA: Vaguely.
AG: How could you let that happen?
GA: Let What Happen?
AG: His d8! Duh!
GA: What Do You Mean?
AG: You let a walrus-mertroll 8ecome human for 3 hours and d8 a human in your Aquarium!
GA: I Didn't “Let” Him Do Anything. By The Time I Learned About It, Kurloz Was Already Human.
AG: Why didn't you stop it?!
GA: I Saw No Harm In Him Spending Time With Nepeta's Sister. Actually, I Think Him Wanting To Get To Know More About Humans Is A Good Thing.
GA: And If You Really Want To Blame Someone For This Outrageous Social Interaction, Then You Can Take It Up With Meenah.
AG: W8, WHAT?! PEIXES?!
GA: She's The One That Made Kurloz Human. She Did It Right Before She Absconded With One Of Our Helicopters. Again.
AG: AAAAAAAAUGH! I cant 8elieve it! That 8itch!
GA: Believe What?
AG: She told me she couldn't do that!
GA: Do What?
AG: To make mertrolls into humans!!!!!!!!
GA: Why Would You Care If She Had That Ability?
GA: Wait A Second.
AG: ????????
GA: Vriska. Are You Jealous?
AG: WHAT?! NO!
GA: Why I Do Believe You Are! I Think I'm Starting To Get It Now.
AG: NOOOOOOOO!
GA: You Thought I Was The One Responsible For Kurloz Becoming Human And You Wanted Me To Do The Same For You. Isn't That Right?
AG: ….....So what if it is?
GA: Pardon Me For Finding This Absolutely Hilarious. The Fearsome, Proud, And Mighty Vriska Serket: Spider-Mertroll Scourge Of The Seven Seas, Wants To Become Human.
GA: I Can't Believe It!
AG: Fuck you, Maryam!!!!!!!! I could 8ust out of this tank and start wrecking your shit anytime I want!!!!!!!!
GA: Oh I Am So Scared.
GA: See? That Was The Human Sarcasm Right There In Action.
AG: Can it, Kanaya! I don't care if it was you or Peixes that made Kurloz human!!!!!!!! You find a way to make me human or there will 8e 8lood!
AG: Tasty, delicious, human 8lood! And it will 8e on your gru88y human hands!
GA: Very Well.
GA: And Then What?
AG: ::::?
GA: If I Find A Way To Make You Human, What Will You Do? Do You Want To Go On A Date With A Human Just Like Kurloz Did?
AG: OH HEEEEEEEELL NO!
GA: Methinks The Spider Doth Protest Too Much.
GA: In Fact, I Think You Already Have A Specific Human In Mind That You Want To Date Too!
AG: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!
GA: Could It Be Mr. John Egbert, The Fellow Who Works As An Aquarium Mascot And Who Happened To Save You When You Escaped Your Tank?
GA: The One Who Also Said You Looked Beautiful?
AG: ….....
GA: I'm Sorry, Vriska. I Couldn't Quite Make That Out. Could You Repeat That?
AG: ….....
GA: You'll Have To Speak Up. If I Don't Know What You Plan To Do When You're Human, Then I Can Not In Good Conscience Attempt To Grant Your Wish.
AG: ….....Could you........ I dunno........ May8e introduce me to him or something?
GA: I'll See What I Can Do.
GA: So Far, I've Only Been Experimenting On Human To Mertroll Transformations, But I Would Imagine That If I Spoke With Feferi, She And I Could Find A Way To Make Your Wish Come True.
AG: Will you pleeeeeeeease stop saying it like that! It's soooooooo em8arrassing!
GA: Very Well. I'll Speak With Feferi Tonight After The Aquarium Closes For The Day. I Must Warn You That It Might Take Some Time For Us To Figure Out How. According To Feferi, She's Not At The Same Skill Level As Meenah Yet When It Comes To This Whole Metamorphosis Business.
AG: Maaaaaaaan, I know that!
AG: Just........ try not to take too long.
AG: I don't like to 8e kept w8ting.
AG: 8ad things happen when I'm kept w8ting!!!!!!!!
GA: I'll Keep That In Mind. Now Please Give Tavros Back His Phone.
I must say that I did not see this coming at all. Her appetite for whatever she can catch in her web bubble is practically limitless. Being at the Aquarium for her is like living at an all you can eat Seafood Buffet. This led me to the impression that Vriska thought very little of humans outside of a potentially delicious meal.
Her attitude tends to fly right in the face of my long-term objective of trying to find a way to bring peace and friendship between humanity and the mertrolls. From what Feferi tells me, the mertrolls are very wary of humans, and if humans thought all mertrolls were like Vriska, then it would only lead to catastrophe. I simply can not let that happen.
At first, I thought Vriska might have taken a shining to Tavros, indicating that she was starting to “warm up” to humans after being here for a while. Unfortunately, given the number of times she has bullied and spooked poor Tavros, I now believe that she's only interested in him as some sort of plaything. Despite my attempts to warn her that this behavior is simply unacceptable, she never pays any heed to my words.
But now, after today's conversation, this might finally be the chance to introduce her to human society. Since Meenah proved that a mertroll to human metamorphosis was possible, I'm now going to see if I can replicate the process using the information I've gathered on my own personal experiments and with help from Feferi. The information I collected from Porrim and the experiments Mituna and Latula have been conducting may also prove useful.
If it's possible for mertrolls to spend time as humans and for humans to spend time as mertrolls, it would be the greatest cultural exchange experience in history!
Still, even with Vriska changed into a human, there's still the likely possibility that she will cause trouble. I'll be assigning Terezi to chaperone her and John on their date from a distance and make sure nothing happens. It will be important to keep a close eye on the time. If the date runs too long, then Vriska might start to change back before she can return to her tank.
Then again, while it was a 3-hour change for Kurloz, it might be more or less for Vriska. This date may prove to be more complicated than I thought. And for that matter, John doesn't know about the mertrolls, and I'm not so sure how he'd react if he discovered that his date was really a spider mertroll. Of course, since he's already seen her as a mertroll once before...
I'm putting far too much thought into this. Perhaps my previous infatuation with her is surfacing again. When Vriska first came to the Aquarium, I was absolutely fascinated with her. It could even be said that I was intoxicated by her presence. Thank goodness nothing came from that ridiculous crush. If I had been charmed by Vriska, then that would have made Rose very upset.