So me, my sister, my friend, one of her friends (who I know) and our parents took a two hour car trip, here is some of the conversations that ensued in no particular order.
1) Fortnite: a game usually played by virgins.
2) As much as I love you, I ainât goin topless.
4) Yup, sheâs been named the sacrifice.
No, I need this to remember me by.
6) *describing tea* This isnât even tea, this is some sort of lukewarm black poison.
7) *to my friend whoâs a blonde* You look like you have brown hair in these pictures.
8) Thereâs a narwhal on my tummy and that means I canât breathe.
9) Get that away from my face before I fail my constitution check all over my good pants.
10) Itâs a McDonaldâs BUT IN A CASTLE!
11) I love you, but i donât swim in jeans.
12) I play a mean french horn. (Cue jazz trumpet noises)
13) *high pitched, in total silence* Itâs a pterodactyl!
14) Oh, I gotta get that bud light truck, mmmm.....
15) âThe flat earth scociety has members all around the globe.â (Twitter)
GO baCK aNd ReAd WHAT you JuST SAID!!!
16) there are flowers on the fence, like mmmmmm.
18) Itâs a beer wine cart!
19) Well these hufflepuff busses are no good. (We rode in my friends momâs minivan)
20) (describing a Canadian goose) ITâS A GOOSE SWAN THINGY!