#inspet

[inspet]

If I was the first person to use baking powder I would freak the fuck out thinking I was a witch. Then I’d keep cooking the bread to try and burn it but it would just keep expanding until I ran away into the woods to live as a hermit and hone my craft.

[inspet]

As Franz Kafka once said “Uh oh, cockroach”

[inspet]

I used to eat chicken dinners for dinner, yo

[inspet]

What’s popping good lopping

[inspet]

I like to imagine that the guy who made having a bath a thing saw a dead guy being cooked into soup by a vampire or witch, but just thought he was super chilled out and decided to copy him and pretend he made it up

[inspet]

I met a bug with a very nice flower

We survived natural disasters together!

They had fans on the monthly

And made a very good employee

So much they become the boss bug!

[inspet]

I hate how an argument which doesn’t actually say anything or just repeats the point that the argument is for in a different way or format is even SEEN AS AN ARGUMENT. (And also when they just stare a completely unrelated thing saying it disproves it?????). Like how am I supposed to disagree with that??????

[raphamdc]

Ela viu algo!!! #instacat #instagato #inspet #cat #gato #pet #instameow #instamiau #meow #miau #iphone6 (em Graça (neighborhood))