John: Babe, what are you doing?
Alexander, hanging upside down from the monkey bars: Trying to kiss you?
John: You’re gonna fall.
Alexander:
Alexander: Shut up and kiss me asshole, I’m getting lightheaded.
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John: Babe, what are you doing?
Alexander, hanging upside down from the monkey bars: Trying to kiss you?
John: You’re gonna fall.
Alexander:
Alexander: Shut up and kiss me asshole, I’m getting lightheaded.
“I promise I’m not mad. I just wanna know who thought it would be a good idea to introduce G Wash to emojis. Specifically the eggplant emoji.”
—John Laurens in @fihli modern coffee shop au known as ‘Sons of Libertea’
Hercules: John, you need to do your taxes.
John Laurens: No way! I’m too cool for that!
Hercules:
Hercules, deadpan: John, for the last time this is not an anime.