Karlnapity is both Helpless and Satisfied
Look at that, I’m back on my bs with these Dream SMP Hamilton parodies
Also it says Karlnapity, but it’s more like Karl and Q are both crushing on the same guy, but ya know who cares
Song is under the cut, and as usual this is not really my area of expertise and I’m just doing it for fun, so don’t judge
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And the Cabinet Members are the envy of all
Yo, if you can marry one of them, you're rich, son
Sapnap: Is it a question of if, Dream, or which one?
Both: Hey hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Karl: Ooh, I do, I do, I do, I do (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)
Hey! Ooh, I do, I do, I do, I do (Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)
Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit
Down for the count, and I'm drownin' in 'em
I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight
We were at a revel with some hunters on a hot night
Laughin' at my best friend as he's dazzling the room
Then you walked in and my heart went, "Boom!"
Tryin' to catch your eye from the side of the ballroom
Everybody's dancin' and the band's top volume
Grind to the rhythm as we wine and dine
Grab my best friend and whisper
"Yo, this one's mine" (ooh)
My best friend made his way across the room to you (ooh)
And I got nervous thinking
"What's he gonna do?" (Ooh)
I'm thinkin', "I'm through" (ooh)
And suddenly I'm helpless
Oh, look at those eyes (look into your eyes)
Down for the count and I'm drownin'
Helpless (I am so into you)
Look into your eyes (I am so into you)
I know I'm down for the count
Sapnap: Where are you taking me?
Quackity: I'm about to change your life
Sapnap: Then by all means, lead the way
It's a pleasure to meet you
Sapnap: And he’s your...?
Karl: Thank you for all your service
Sapnap: If it takes fighting wars for us to meet, it will have been worth it
Quackity: I'll leave you to it
Karl: I'm writin' a message nightly
Now my life gets better, every message that you write me
Laughin' at my best friend 'cause he wants to form a harem
Quackity: I'm just sayin', if you really loved me, you would share him
Ensemble: Two weeks later
Karl: In the living room stressin'
While you're asking for his blessin'
I'm dying inside as you wine and dine
And I'm tryin' not to cry
'Cause there's nothing that your mind can't do (ooh)
My father makes his way across the room to you (ooh)
I panic for a second, thinking, "We're through"(ooh)
But then he shakes your hand and says, "Be true" (ooh)
And you turn back to me, smiling, and
Helpless (that boy is mine)
Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit
Down for the count and I'm drownin' in em (yeah)
Sapnap: Karl, I don't have that much to my name
Large acre of land, a troop to command, a dollop of fame
All I have's my honor, a tolerance for pain
A couple of hunter titles and my top-notch brain
Insane, your friends they bring out a different side of me
Big Q confides in me, all though he tried to take a bite of me
No stress, my love for you is never in doubt
We'll get a little place in the south and we'll figure it out
All the stress within my family has left me all riled
My fathers both joined a cult, it’s all been quite wild
But I'll never forget my father’s face, that was real
And long as I'm alive, Karl, swear to God
Karl: I do, I do, I do, I do
Karl: I do, I do, I do, I do
Sapnap: I've never felt so
Ensemble: Down for the count
Karl: Down for the count, I'm-
Sapnap: Yo, my life is going fine 'cause my Karl is in it
Karl: I look into your eyes
And the sky's the limit, I'm
Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em
In L’Manberg, you can be a new man
In L’Manberg, you can be a new man
In L’Manberg, you can be a new man
That's what I'm talkin' about
Now, everyone give it up for the man of honor
Quackity: A toast to the grooms
Ensemble: To the grooms, to the grooms, to the grooms
Ensemble: To their pride, to their pride, to their pride
Quackity: From your best friend
Ensemble: Quackity, Quackity, Quackity
Quackity: Who is always by your side
Ensemble: By your side, by your side
Ensemble: To the union, to the newfound nation
Quackity: And the hope that you provide
Ensemble: You provide, you provide
Ensemble & Jumbled voices: Rewind
Quackity:I remember that night I just might (Rewind)
I remember that night I just might (Rewind)
I remember that night, I remember that–
I remember that night, I just might regret that night for the rest of my days
I remember those hunter boys tripping over themselves to win our praise
I remember that dreamlike candlelight like a dream that you can't quite place
But Sapnap, I'll never forget the first time I saw your face
I have never been the same
Fiery eyes in a hunger-pang frame
And when you said "Hi", I forgot my dang name
Set my heart aflame, every part aflame
Sapnap: You strike me as someone who has never been satisfied
Quackity: I'm sure I don't know what you mean, you forget yourself
Sapnap: You're like me, I'm never satisfied
Sapnap: I've never been satisfied
Quackity: My name is Quackity HQ
Quackity: Where's your family from?
Sapnap: Unimportant, there's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait
So this is what it feels like to match wits with someone at your level
What the hell is the catch?
It's the feeling of freedom, of seein' the light
It's Ben Franklin with a key and a kite
The conversation lasted two minutes
Maybe three minutes, everything we said in total agreement
It's a dream and it's a bit of a dance
A bit of a posture, it's a bit of a stance
He's a bit of a flirt, but I'ma give it a chance
I asked about his family, did you see his answer?
His hands started fidgeting, he looked askance
He's penniless, he's flying by the seat of his pants
Handsome, boy, does he know it
Peach fuzz, and he can't even grow it
I wanna take him far away from this place
Then I turn and see my best friend’s face and he is...
Quackity: And I know he is
Quackity: And his eyes are just
Ensemble: Three fundamental truths at the exact same time
Sapnap: Where are you taking me?
Quackity: I'm about to change your life
Sapnap: Then, by all means, lead the way
Quackity: I'm a guy in a world in which my only job is to sustain rich
My father has one son so I'm the one who has to social climb for one
So I'm the oldest and the wittiest and the gossip in The SMP is insidious
And Sapnap is just penniless
Ha! That doesn't mean I want him any less
Karl: Karl Jacobs, it's a pleasure to meet you
Sapnap: And he’s your...?
Quackity: He's after me 'cause I'm a Cabinet Member, that elevates his status
I'd have to be naïve to set that aside
Maybe that is why I introduce him to Karl, now he’s by his side
Nice going there Quackity he was right, you will never be satisfied
Karl: Thank you for all your service
Sapnap: If it takes fighting wars for us to meet, it will have been worth it
Quackity: I'll leave you to it
Quackity: I know my best friend like I know my own mind
You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind
If I tell him that I love him he’s be silently resigned, he'd be mine
But when I fantasize at night it's Sapnap’s fiery eyes
As I romanticize what might have been if I hadn't sized him up so quickly
At least my dear Karl is by his side
At least I keep his eyes in my life
Ensemble: To the grooms, to the grooms, to the grooms
Ensemble: To their pride, to their pride, to their pride
Quackity: From your best friend
Ensemble: Quackity, Quackity, Quackity
Quackity: Who is always by your side
Ensemble: By your side, by your side
Ensemble: To the union, to the newfound nation
Quackity: And the hope that you provide
Ensemble: You provide, you provide
Ensemble: Be satisfied, be satisfied, be satisfied
Ensemble: Be satisfied, be satisfied, be satisfied
Quackity: He’ll be happy by his side
Ensemble: Be satisfied, be satisfied, be satisfied
Ensemble: Be satisfied, be satisfied, be satisfied
Quackity: He will never be satisfied
I will never be satisfied
