#instantaneously

[robertfrobisherslover]

this is a romangerri coded tweet if I ever saw one

[livthedragon]

Xingqiu, in my teapot: Well, I made this uh… this book about you, and I wanted to ask you too read through it… I worked to improve my handwriting a lot for it, I hope you like it! You’ve been my friend for a long time now, and I wanted to do something to show how much I appreciate you…

Me, holding back tears: THIS IS NOW MY GREATEST TREASURE AND I’M LEGALLY ADOPTING YOU. SIGN HERE.

[berrym00n]

Hi yes can I see a screenshot of how Berrynose gets feckin EVICERATED

[trumptweettrack]

Mon Oct 12, 2020 07:30:08 AM EDT

The Radical Left fools in Portland don’t want any help from real Law Enforcement which we will provide instantaneously. Vote! https://t.co/WHvhZpyqAG

-President Donald J. Trump

Our Analysis

There is a 70% chance that Donald Trump wrote this tweet himself.

Word probabilities: 8/91 (Trump/Staff) Time probabilities: 96/3 (Trump/Staff) Metadata probabilities: 88/11 (Trump/Staff) Posted at: Mon Oct 12 07:30:08 2020 EDT [Link] Tweet Source: Twitter for iPhone

The most informative terms in this tweet were: left (Trump, 2.5:1), want (Trump, 3.2:1), help (Trump, 3.7:1), real (Trump, 3.4:1), law (Other, 1.6:1), provide (Other, 1.2:1), vote (Other, 1.7:1), ! (Trump, 1.3:1)

A computer sees the following emotions in this tweet (NRC): {'disgust': 1, 'negative': 3, 'positive': 3, 'trust': 4, 'anger': 1, 'anticipation': 1, 'joy': 1, 'sadness': 1, 'surprise': 1}

Grade level of this tweet (Flesch-Kincaid): 11.5

[speakexeranovkeitaiznam-blog]

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[moemoneymccoy]

God's #wealth is #circulating in my #life as wealth #flows to me in #avalanches of #abundance... All my #needs, #desires, and #goals are met #instantaneously by #infinite #intelligence! I am one with #God and God is everything! #filmmaker #moemccoy (at Houston, Texas)