#instantaneously

[eepiestbabygirl]

i am literally going to fucking explode and die

[y2kinnow]

Hi😼😼 uhh what are ur thoughts on eating mangoes w chai

omg 😻😻 i actually dont drink chai (a whole unpopular opinion of its own but maybe its because ive just never been allowed to drink it) (idk what my parents are on dont even ask atp) BUT MANGOES ARE SO GOATED LITERAL PEAKNESS I LOVE MANGOES I COULD EAT MANGOES MORNING AFTERNOON NIGHT ANY TIME OF DAY ANY PLACE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD so uh yeah i think it would be a good combo idk tho

[robertfrobisherslover]

this is a romangerri coded tweet if I ever saw one

[livthedragon]

Xingqiu, in my teapot: Well, I made this uh… this book about you, and I wanted to ask you too read through it… I worked to improve my handwriting a lot for it, I hope you like it! You’ve been my friend for a long time now, and I wanted to do something to show how much I appreciate you…

Me, holding back tears: THIS IS NOW MY GREATEST TREASURE AND I’M LEGALLY ADOPTING YOU. SIGN HERE.

[berrym00n]

Hi yes can I see a screenshot of how Berrynose gets feckin EVICERATED

[trumptweettrack]

Mon Oct 12, 2020 07:30:08 AM EDT

The Radical Left fools in Portland don’t want any help from real Law Enforcement which we will provide instantaneously. Vote! https://t.co/WHvhZpyqAG

-President Donald J. Trump

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[speakexeranovkeitaiznam-blog]

Sheila is 25 Yеаrs & Wаnt t0 Fuск HERE

[moemoneymccoy]

God's #wealth is #circulating in my #life as wealth #flows to me in #avalanches of #abundance... All my #needs, #desires, and #goals are met #instantaneously by #infinite #intelligence! I am one with #God and God is everything! #filmmaker #moemccoy (at Houston, Texas)