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Issy, 28; desastre andante; lavender menace curator of @lizshaw

[robertfrobisherslover]

Wrote a little one-off about Standish and Lamb, if you're interested: a quantum of compassion.

“Come on Standish, I’ve not got all day, and this is supposed to be a fucking raid-”

The door is tugged open, but the chain is still latched, and it recoils so sharply that it nearly slams shut all over again. The flat’s long-term inhabitant sighs, but makes no move to remedy the situation.

“If it was a raid, they would’ve sent the Dogs,” Catherine says plainly, though the only part of her that is visible are her fingernails – not manicured, but tidy – on the frame of the door, “Not you.”

Catherine Standish has been drinking again. Apparently.

[kleptomaniac-trans-girl]

There's a Doctor Who title generator now :D

Here are some great new episodes that have leaked

[hollow-head]

A missing scene. Thanks for all the fanart and fic throughout the years, you guys

[sreegs]

I usually disable all the health stuff in the iPhone Health app but i opened it today check something completely unrelated when i decided to scroll down the "All Health Data" section and i've apparently fallen down a lot?? on one day in January 2015 in particular

[sreegs]

scale time

the number above is 1.00e81 (1 with 81 zeros).

There's 86,400 seconds in a day. A femtosecond is one quadrillionth of a second. there are 8.64e19 femtoseconds in a day. i would have to fall down at least 1e61 times per quadrillionth of a second to reach that number

[sreegs]

apparently a fall creates 2-4kN of force so lets split the difference and say 3kN so thats 3e81 kN of cumulative force applied over a 24 hour period to roughly, i dunno a square meter or two. i have no idea how to quantify that but im pretty sure that's an erosive force that can move mountains

presuming im invincible, i dont think the elasticity of like, granite can even keep up with the frequency of the impact. interesting conundrum

[sreegs]

i failed to consider the speed involved here in order to fall 1e81 times in a 24h period.

i'm 178cm tall, and in order to fall repeatedly, you have to get back up again (isnt there a song about this?) so one complete fall cycle is 356 cm, or 0.00356 km.

i traveled 0.00356km 1e81 times so thats 3.56e78 km/day, so 86400 seconds in a day thats 4.12037037037e73 km/sec.

i have absolutlely annihilated everything and broken the speed of light, which is a measly 299,792.458 km/sec. everything is gone. everything.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I get knocked down

but I get up again

10^81 times

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[max1461]

They offered me a job as a fucker. Yeah you heard me right, a fucker. Job is to fuck things. Boss points at something and says fuck it, I fuck it. That's my job. And I'm damn good at it. Pays like dirt and wears on the mind. Wears on the mind.

[sacred-portal]

[itberice]

I can't believe you're not pressing charges.

[a-dandy-and-a-clown]

there she goes

[sawed-on-shotgun]

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

[k-slash-s]

1x09 - Dagger of the Mind

[wordfather]

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

[the-polyhedron]

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

[iridescent-birds]

ok I wanna make a poll now

What was your most beloved plushie as a child?

Bear

Dog

(Domestic) cat

Big cat

Equine (horse/zebra/donkey)

Rabbit/bunny

Sheep/lamb

Sea creature

Other domesticated animal

Other wild animal

Fantasy creature

Not an animal

Voting ended onApr 15

(I know this isn't the most even way to represent animal groups but I tried to go off of what I saw mentioned most in the notes)

Reblogs for sample size appreciated!

[bestbandname]

Round 3:

Which band name do you like best?

Pet Shop Boys

Massive Attack

Voting ended onMar 7

Note that this is about band names not their music or members.

[bestbandname]

Tie break poll:

Which band name do you like best?

Pet Shop Boys

Massive Attack

Voting ended onMar 27

[bestbandname]

Take 3

Pet Shop Boys

Massive Attack

Voting ended onApr 8

[bestbandname]

I'm going to start getting annoyed soon...

[bestbandname]

Blind Tie Break

Fourth time lucky!

Unprecedented blind vote for the fourth time around

This form will be open for 24 hours

[bestbandname]

It's finally over...

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[iskwekan]

for obvious political and humanitarian reasons borders should be abolished but also the second you learn anything about the natural world it feels even more absurd. girl the migratory birds. girl the tradewinds. girl the fucking water table

[acecroft]

GRACE KELLY as Tracy Samantha Lord in High Society (1956) costume design by Helen Rose