Jul 7, 2017
BREAKING NEWS: Exciting developments on the kitchen roll front, from our correspondent in Tunbridge Wells....
#Daily Telegraph#Kitchen roll#Exciting developments#It's a breakthrough#Whoever came up with this is the Tony Stark of kitchen roll#Spanish kitchen roll#Hang on#You're writing to the Telegraph#To talk about something European#In positive terms?#That's a one-way ticket to a wicker man is what that is#Sensibly perforated#Can't stand all these perforations when they're just silly#Every few inches#Instead of twelve#OR MORE#Tear off precisely the right amount#Reduce waste#And I thought#The nation has to know about this#Keith from Tunbridge Wells#British manufacturers#PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER#BUCK YOUR IDEAS UP#Take note#Think on#Keith is watching
