what am i posting this for i dont know
did you ever want to see a relatively early draft of integration chapter 6?
no? ahahah im gon post it anyway because ray was so nice to type this at 2 am when i had no hand2
/rollllllz
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> john is drunk > karkat is a little bit buzzed
> dragging piano up to roof DON’T YOU NEED A CHAIR? great idea karkat! grab that box! ARE YOU SURE?? grab the box!!!!
john sitting down to play piano > box collapses > pulls karkat down > why john!!!!!!
> now laying on the floor > karkat laying on john > karkat flops off
THIS IS WHY I HATED YOU SO MUCH IN THE BEGINNING karkat: i hated your guts for like two months john: /rolls/ you hated me in the beginning? WHHHHYYY john: karkat i need to know do you hate me now? karkat: obviously not you dumb shit
> roll around for a while
> looking at stars
this is kinda like camping have you ever been camping? I HATE CAMPING. whyyy camping is fun! I HATE IT ON PRINCIPLE. THE CONCEPT IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. hehe karkat you’re funny! :D so you haven’t actually been camping? we need to fix this! you should come to my house! i have this balcony thing and we could totally do the tent thing on the thing!!! THIS DOES NOT MAKE THE CONCEPT SOUND ANYTHING LESS THAN A TERRIBLE IDEA. but it would be fun!! I’VE HEARD THESE LIES BEFORE. REMEMBER THE GOSLING VIDEO i’m sorry!! that was two years ago! how many times do you want me to say i’m sorry how do you remember that THE INNOCENT VISAGE OF THAT TINY FLUFFY BABY BIRD BOUNCING DOWN A CLIFF OF DEATH WILL FOREVER BE BURNED INTO MY MEMORY, JOHN.
speaking of dead babies when you weren’t looking i tried one of your grubflakes and it wasn’t that bad what’s scary is it doesn’t taste that bad but it’s DEAD BABIES /john losing his shit/ IS THAT WHY I RAN OUT SO FAST THIS WEEK i’m sorryyyyyyy!!!!! i was hungry! and also lazy! NO SHIT SHERLOCK.
i still don’t get troll culture! where do these dead babies even come from!!! ALTERNIA WHERE ELSE that’s fucked uuuuuup!! THAT’S MY CULTURE YOU INSENSITIVE FUCKWIT. i’m sorry it’s still fucked up!! DULY NOTED JOHN. I WILL NOTIFY THE APPROPRIATE AUTHORITIES AS SOON AS I GET BACK.
did you know that the first time i met you we called you a disney princess? :D IT WAS STRIDER, WASN’T IT. I WILL MAKE HIM EAT HIS FUCKING SHADES.
so what are you doing after graduation? > karkat gonna try and work for the empress? WE NEED ORDERRRFRRRRRR
> karkat expository about alternia > john falls asleep halfway > karkat rolls eyes. john is too cute. dammit john > john is a loser and karkat is drawn to idiocy. why karkat












