Integritale 00 (Extra) - A Fated Encounter
It was a cold day. It was snowing and the air was freezing. Sans was sitting at his post in Snowdin forest, bored as usual. He had been drinking ketchup all day, looking at the falling snow. Nothing new was happening. Every day, same place, same view. Ice Drake would come from time to time and they would enjoy some puns together, but that was about all the amusement he would ever get.
As he was opening a new bottle of ketchup, Sans noticed a figure coming from the distance. He couldn't recognise who or even what it was. He decided to hide behind the trees and watch closely.
Soon, it became clear what that mysterious figure was. It was a human, a girl to be exact. She was wearing a pink ballerina costume and dancing around while walking. Sans immediately thought she was crazy.
He had to kill her. It was the perfect chance -she was unaware and in her own world. Easy victim. Then again, that would be boring. He decided to have a little fun first. He teleported behind her and suddenly grabbed her shoulders.
-BOO! He shouted, making the girl scream and quickly turn around.
-Yup, my intention! he chuckled.
-That was so mean! she said angrily.
-Wow, you've got some nerve there girl. Is that how you greet a new pal?
-You didn't exactly greet me properly either... Anyway, sorry for being rude.
-I'm surprised, actually. Most people would run screaming once they saw me. Being a skeleton and all.
-Wait, you're a real skeleton? That isn't a costume?
-Nope, I'm 100% skeleton.
-Wow, that's so...exciting! she sounded fascinated. Were you born this way? Or you were a human that died? And how do you stand without muscles? And, and...do you eat? And how do you think? Do you have a brain? I mean you must have, you're talking logically. Wait, how do you even talk without a tongue? And-
-Whoooah, whoah, slow down there girlie!! Sans laughed. What's your name?
-I'm Serifa. What about you?
-Well, nice to meet you! Serifa offered her hand.
Sans reluctantly shook her hand, when he heard her stomach rumble. She turned a bit red with shame.
-W-Well...I haven't eaten since yesterday, so...
-Wanna have a meal? My treat.
-You don't have any gold, right? At this rate, you'll starve. Just come with me.
They started walking towards Snowdin. Sans wasn't sure why he hadn't killed her already. ''I guess I'm too bored to let her go so soon'', he thought to himself.
-So, how do you...exist as a skeleton? It doesn't make much sense...
-Let's just say...it's all thanks to magic.
-I thought magic didn't exist...
-Well, monsters are made out of magic. Am I the first one you meet?
-I did meet a few other...weird creatures, but none of them were skeletons...
-Oh, so you met others? And they didn't attack you?
-They did, but I ran away. I'm surprised I was faster, actually.
-Damn, these guys are more useless than me! Sans chuckled.
-Why did they attack me though? Did they want to eat me?
-Eat you? What? How did you get that idea? Sans asked, confused.
-I read in a book that monsters eat humans!
-They don't. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Geez, the human books spread a lot of lies about us!
-Then why did they attack me?
-That's...another story. Don't worry, they won't attack you if you're with me.
-Then you're my personal bodyguard! Serifa chuckled.
Sans laughed, thinking of how he was going to kill her after he was done having his fun with her. It was so ironic, really.
-Anyway, aren't you cold? These clothes you're wearing aren't fit for this weather.
-Yes, it's cold... But that's all I have, so I guess I'll have to do with them!
Sans took off his jacket and put it around her shoulders.
-Come on. You're freezing. When someone does you good, just accept it.
She gave him a big smile. Sans felt weirded out by it. Somehow it had made him feel warm and cosy.
-Anyway, we're almost there. This town you see in front of you is called Snowdin. It's where I live.
-Looks beautiful with all the snow... Serifa's eyes were glowing as she admired the beautiful town.
They entered Grillby's. Sans ordered two burgers for them. While waiting, Serifa looked around.
-Why is this place so quiet? Why aren't people dancing?
-Why would they? It's pointless.
-Pointless? POINTLESS? Serifa looked shocked.
-Why so ma- Where are you going?
Serifa stood up and ran to the jukebox, turning the volume up.
-Hello, everyone! I'm Serifa! And this music is awesome, so let's dance to it!
A few people turned and looked at her.
-Anyone? Come on, it'll be fun!
-M-M-Me!! Let' dance!! Drunk Bun shouted, and staggered towards her.
They started dancing together. As the other monsters saw them, some got encouraged and joined them. Sans was surprised. These were usually lazy people, but they were somehow persuaded to dance by this girl that they had never seen before.
-Who is she, Sans? Grillby asked, as he was bringing the burgers.
-An...acquaintance of mine, I guess.
-Well, you have to agree she's full of energy. I'm glad to see this place lighten up for a change.
-Sans!! Serifa called him. Come on, dance with us!
-Go ahead, buddy! I'd love to see this! Grillby chuckled. Hey, girl! Come and grab him, he's too shy to dance!
It was too late. Serifa grabbed Sans's hand and pulled him into the centre of the pub. Sans had no option but to reluctantly dance with her and the other monsters. Grillby was watching them and laughing.
-I'll get back at you for this! Sans gave Grillby a funny glare.
When things toned down, Serifa went back to her seat with Sans. They started eating their burgers.
-It's thanks to you that they got cold. Don't blame me!
-I didn't complain! They are still delicious the way they are!
Sans gave her a weird look and kept eating.
-Say, Sans... Are there other humans like me here?
-Quiet! Don't EVER say you're a human again. Not down here.
-Why? I don't want to lie...
-Well, fine then, go ahead and say it. Shout it out loud, for all I care. But don't complain to me when you get killed, 'kay?
Serifa got silent for a second.
-Did you say...''killed''...?
-Yes, that's what I said. You know why everyone here's so friendly to you? They haven't seen a human before, that's why. They don't know what you are. If they did...you wouldn't get out of this place alive.
-Why...? Why do they hate humans so much...?
-There was a war between monsters and humans a very long time ago. Back then, the humans defeated us and sealed us down here. We're basically trapped. No sunlight, no clean air...and we can't get out. In fact, not even you can get out now that you fell in.
-But...I didn't do any of that... Why would they hate me, personally?
Sans looked down for a bit. He had never thought this way before. Indeed, all the humans they had caught so far had done nothing wrong. For the first time, he realised that maybe they were doing things the wrong way.
-There's more... The spell trapping us underground can be broken with seven human souls. And...you'll be the fifth one we acquire.
-Well, if they don't know I'm human, then I'm safe! Right...?
-No, not really I'm afraid. There are many Royal Guards and sentries that guard for humans. I'm...one of these sentries. And trust me, we do know how you look and how to easily kill you guys.
Serifa got surprised and pulled back, looking at Sans, scared. Sans gave her an annoyed look.
-Oh please, if I wanted to kill you I'd have done it a long time ago, don't you think?
-T-Then why...won't you...?
Sans looked away. Indeed, why was he helping her? Wasn't he supposed to kill her after having some fun?
They didn't say anything else. After finishing their meal, Sans silently took Serifa out of the pub.
-What are you going to do now?
-I guess...I'll keep moving forward.
-Are you crazy? The further you go, the more dangerous it is! Snowdin is the friendliest place you will find!
-I know, but... I don't wanna impose on you... And, also, I guess I wanna see the rest of the Underground. I want to learn new things, to explore!
-Why would you risk your life just to explore?
-I want to...see new things. I...I haven't had a chance to experience a lot in my life... So, now that I can...I want to do it!
-That's pretty stupid, if you ask me.
-Well, you don't have to follow me or anything! Serifa got a bit annoyed.
-I wasn't going to. I have to get back to work anyway.
Serifa looked disappointed for a second. She quickly took off Sans's jacket, giving it back to him.
-Then I guess we'll part ways here.
-No need. I owe you enough already. I'll...find a way to manage the cold.
-Suit yourself, I give up. Sans sighed, accepting his jacket back.
Serifa turned around as he put his jacked back on. She took a few steps, but then stopped.
-Hey... Thanks for everything... I'm really, really grateful for what you did for me today... she said in a sad voice, without turning to face him.
-Don't sweat it. Friends look out for each other, don't they?
''Friends''? Really? What was he saying? She was a human. Maybe she wasn't exactly his enemy, but ''friend''?
-Then...I'll see you around, Sans! Serifa turned and smiled sweetly at him. It was nice meeting you!
She started walking away. Sans looked at her as she was slowly disappearing into the distance. No way she was going to make it, especially in this cold.
-I guess we'll have a royal celebration soon...