#intellectual joke

[jobot]

You can actually tell the exact second I originally posted this back when I made it, based on the amount of time still remaining.

[neververy4]

You: Papa Johns

Me, an Intellectual: Father Johnathan

[teachinginreallife]

When I tell a joke that requires knowledge of our class content to fully understand

A few students are like:

Most students are like:

[catboyllawliet]

me talking about a german guy who really likes pineapples: he goes ANANAS for them

[indianolalabs]

A hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobe and a sesquipedalian walk into a bar. One of them runs out screaming.

[mybittersweet-escapism]

A note left for a pianist from his wife:

Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.