Me, an intellectual
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Me, an intellectual
You, an english speaker: j
Me, a french intellectual: g
you: Whoa, dude, pass that pizza over here. I'm going to starve.
me, an intellectual: Heigh-ho, broth'r, passeth that 'zza ov'r hither. lest I waste away.
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you: come here often?
me, an intellectual: frequent this establishment on a regular schedule, mayhaps?
You: egghead
Me, an intellectual: intellectual