I hate the fact that I’m on vacation right now and have like literally no time to fuck myself. Like literally no fucking time!! In the shower, perhaps?? Noooo, they need the shower… In my room?? Noooo, I’m sharing it with like 2-3 other people… In the bathroom??? Nooooo, because it’s a tiny tiny bathroom…!! Ughhhhhhhh. Anyone else ever have this dilemma? Like fuck, I just want to blow off some steam and calm down and my family can’t spend 0.000001 seconds without me. (Love them but I wanna fuck myself!!!!)









