May 29, 2019
When a new intern starts at my agency, I’m like:
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When a new intern starts at my agency, I’m like:
OUT OF WEB FLUID☆
Oh man! I'm so sorry for not replying to prompts and messages, guys! But I've been completely swamped with intern work (yes, yes I'm an actual intern, just not a cool web-slinging one at Stark Industries). I've been given an 'or else' by my mentor and superior to have the godawful pile of files on my desk cleared before Monday, which means I even have to go in on Saturday if I don't want to see that 'or else' become my reality--- but I promise to get some writing done tomorrow! I'll even upload some brand new Headcanons. Until then have a science pun as compensation:
Me: Yeah so apparently someone said I was “soft spoken” in one of my evaluations
Friend:
Me: I know right.
When it’s your last night of night float
... and it’s a god damn mess all night, with:
- the obligatory constant pages
- plus multiple, repeat customer codes
- and my personal favorite - transfers from other hospitals who came with no documents and no one knows anything about why they’re here
... handing off the pager this morning definitely felt a little like:
... so, needless to say, when you and your co-intern hear them overhead page yet another code five minutes later as you’re walking out of the hospital, you only feel slightly guilty that your automatic reaction is to wordlessly high five because it’s someone else’s problem now
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Latte art and social media management
If Satan popped up and dragged me to Hell I️ think I️ would be grateful.
Co-intern on 24h shift
When you accidentally leave your stethoscope at a random nursing station before you leave in the morning and it’s still there when you come back in at 5 pm:
Guys I accidentally said the Q word because I was just so happy to not be in the shit show that was last night and the two nurses and I just stared at each other in horror and I found a wooden door to knock on and said "pretend I was never hear and nothing was said" and I ran away.