Instigating Itoshi Rin and Michael Kaiser dating rumours
a/n: a part two by popular demand, thank you to @saefries for requesting the specific characters 💋 part 1→ here
each sold separately. (not proof read)
Tags: itoshi Rin x reader, Michael Kaiser x reader, reader is chronically online, social media references crack, swearing.
ᡣ𐭩Itoshi Rin
There you were hunched over your laptop resembling the shape of the shrimp being cooked infront of you. A soft light illuminating you face as you type something. Based of your brows pulling together Rin could that you were doing something important. The corner of you lips would occasionally twitch with amusement then return to frowning.
"Finally, I'm done."
"Doing what? we're you writing another essay?"
"Not quite, but it isn't for you to worry about babygirl." you say as you stretch your arms out as Run focuses on making your shrimp rice immaculate. Rin was truly fascinated at how you managed to make him cringe with the pet names you used.
You opened your twitter and tweeted;
@earthtoyn✓: I wrote a new Rinsagi fanfic, college au, Smart Isagi x popular boy Rin. Basically Rin is flunking College because he is to busy being captain of the soccer team. js read it chat 😣🙏
@moonpieshellydon replied to @earthtoyn: DROP THE LINK RN 🗣️🙏
^@earthtoyn✓ replied to @moonpieshelly: search earth to yn on ao3 and you'll find it🗣️
@nr11isagi replied to @earthtoyn: Why are you writing fanfic about real people ☠️
^@earthtoyn✓ replied to @nr11isagi: is Rin or Isagi gonna personally jump me for writing it? 🤣✌️
@goatedsae replied to @eartytoyn: I just finished it🥹
@bachixisagi replied to @earthtoyn: I usually don't like rinsagi BUT... the tags are enticing me
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There were a lot of things you did in your free time one of them was running a Rinsagi fan account with Bachria. You would write the fanfic and He would get pictures of Isagi and Isagi to help with your mission of two of spreading the ship around social media. The account you and Bachira had, garnered over 12 thousands people following the two of you.
God knows Rin regrets the day you and Bachira met. Bachira had taken Rin's phone to get the time only to met with the visual of you kissing his clay covered cheek as he pouted. Bachira having no sense of privacy decided to explicitly show it to the whole team.
"Rinrin is in a relationship!?" Shidou spits out the water from his mouth. Isagi's Brows hit his hairline in indicating his amazed expression. Even Kunigami's emo ass was shocked (Bachira's words not Rin's.)
The entire team practically pestered Rin into meeting You if not they would intentionally mess during practice. Everyone knew that Rin was bound to crack especially considering it was his 'life on the line.'
Later that week you meet everyone and took a liking to specifically Bachira who was essentially your long lost twin. Once connecting with Bachira, the two of you bonded over fanfic and decided to start a page decicated to it.
That was how the two of you started gathering 'proof' of Rin and Isagi together. The ship had blown up so much so that Rin was asked constantly about Isagi in interviews, causing the green haired boy to seeth in anger.
Isagi on the other had been perplexed as to how this ship came about. Due to his affiliation with Bachira he was oddly familiar with how fandoms work and famously said on a live stream "I personally have no issues with shipping just don't a weirdo"
You and Bachira being the dynamic duo that you were, the two of you took his words and ran with it. Bachira posted a photo of the two of them working out together, Rin working on leg day and Isagi doing his own thing.
@lentilsonrice replied to @rinisagipeak : look at the yearning look Isagi has in his eyes🥹
@doublehelixrosalind replied to @rinisagipeak: where do you even find these photos😭😭
@cortisnateez replied to @rinisagipeak: I swear this account is the equivalent to a sasaeng's wet dream🙂↕️
@metalinmetalica replied to @rinisagipeak: what is it with women and shipping two dude? This is why I hate women in sports, you guys probably stalk them everyday 🤣🤣
^@earthtoyn✓ replied to @metalinmetalica and @rinisagipeak: wanna see something funny?📍48°52.6′S 123°23.6′W?
@chosobunsred replied to @rinisagipeak: they look so Mwah😣
@sadespearls replied to @rinisagipeak: Bro when are they gonna finally kiss?
^@liverpoolginger replied to @sadespearls and @rinisagipeak: grown woman btw
^^@sadespearls replied to @sadespearls and @rinisagipeaks: my point still stands, patchy beared man 💓
@gojosdirtyblindfold replied to @rinisagipeak: Not Isagi being mesmerized by Rin's gigantic thighs, honestly same 😭
@keysonapiano replied to @rinisagipeak: is no one going to address the fact that a fanfic author just doxxed someone😭😭
^@isagirinpeak replied to @keysonapiano and @rinisagipeak: that bum deserved it, he's been terrorizing us by trying to DM people 👎
@rightraichi replied to @rinisagipeak: I js wanna does Rin know about these fanfics... ik Isagi does.
^@otoyasgreenbang replied to @rightraichi and @rinisagipeak: pretty sure he does😛
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After months and months Rin finally cracks. He posts a picture on his Instagram with the You and Bachira clearly writing a fanfic, The ao3 logo visible and everything. The two of you completely fully exposed with no doubts it was the two of you writing your fics and a snarky caption to pair with the post, "Them Planning another lukewarm fanfic🤦" Immediately comments floods through
@uservoidxx replied to @officalitoshirin: Are you dating the person beside Bachira?
^@officialitoshirin✓ replied to @uservoidxx: Yes.
@lovingotoya✓ replied to @officialItoshirin: Rin getting a partner before me doesn't right with me🥀
^^ @thecrowtabito✓ replied to @lovingotoya and @offcialltoshirin: correct, it actually sits left of you🗣️.
@driedmangotea replied to @officialitoshirin: damn they are so gorgeous.🥹✌️
@earthtoyn✓ replied to @officialitoshirin: god forbid a girl have hobbies, smh. but Rin make sure to kick shidou for me.
ᡣ𐭩Michael Kaiser
The name Michael Kaiser had been trending on twitter with many fans discussing the longevity of career as being of the new generation eleven. Kaiser was only a few matches from becoming a household name with any merchandise promoted by him selling out in mere minutes.
So why did the football star concern himself with Twitter arguments? There had been too many incident of him in twitter beef, so much so that he had been dubbed the nickname ' The Azealia Banks of soccer.' Despite trending weekly it was never something to problematic, just clapping back a rude fans like @earthtoyn, his biggest hater.
Instance 1
@kaisermybaby: Kaiser definitely has a woman as his stylist, he's so cunty 🙂↕️
@officalmichaelkaiser✓ replied to @kaisermybaby: I actually style myself, but I appreciate the sentiment.
^^@earthtoyn✓ replied to @officalmichaelkaiser and @kaisermybaby: we can tell you styled yourself 🫣.
@deftonesfangirl7 replied to kaisermybaby: watch @earthtoyn have a problem with this post✌️
@orangerastrick replied to @kaisermybaby: kaiser should just flash us.
@sirintegrahls replied to @kaisermybaby: bro the other newgen 11s look a mess, who thought it was a good idea to send them onto a red carpet looking like the colours of the rainbow...
^^@pickledmoldcheese replied to @sirintegrahls and @kaisermybaby: ntm, sae looked amazing as always.
@bastermünchen✓ replied to @kaisermybaby: 😍😍 star player.
@bluelockfb✓ replied to @kaisermybaby: best guest ever.
^^@earthtoyn✓ replied to @bluelockfb✓and @kaisermybaby: rumour has it that you torture your players, perhaps let's address that 🥹💓
@cardomonpod replied to @kaisermybaby: He tatoos look so good 😛
@iluvtatemacraey replied to @kaisermhbaby: I volunteer as tribute 🗣️❗💯
@lowkeylokipeak replied to @kaisermybaby: he looks like that one titan from aot.
^@earthtoyn✓ replied to @lowkeylokipeak and @kaisermybaby: 😭😭😭 bro's hating more than I do omg but let's be so realistically rn...
^^ @misturisgreenstrand replied to @earthtoyn✓, @lowkeylokipeak and @kaisermybaby: you know your take is terrible when yn disagrees 😭
@prettyhurtsbeyy replied to @kaisermybaby: he's definitely going on my smash cake.
@hylerxmlen replied to @kaisermybaby: lowkey wanna lick whipped cream off his chest 🥹✌️
^@officialmichaelkaiser replied to @hylerxmlen and @kaisermybaby: lowkey getting a restraining order 🥹✌️
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earthtoyn and Michael Kaiser were always indirectly shading each other. Tweets that literally have nothing to do with them would be a reference to their most recent twitter argument. Everyday people would stalk Kaiser's replies to see how he has been ragebaited for the week.
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@d1isagiglazer tweeted: Can WE all agree that Isagi had the best plays during the NEL🧏♂️
@iseegeiyoichi replied to @d1isagiglazer: His improvement is goated HELLO?
@chaseatlanticakaher replied to @d1isagiglazer: Isagi and Kaiser going neck for neck was so peak I just had to clap🥹✌️
@officalmichaelkaiser✓ replied to @d1isagiglazer : same energy as giving a participation trophy
^^ @earthtoyn✓ replied to @officialmichaelkaiser✓ and @d1isagiglazer: Same guy who was hooting and hollering on his knees on INTERNATIONAL television because he lost but okay 🤣🤣
@theyallluvotoya✓ replied to @d1isagiglazer: istg yn Is my spirit animal 😭😭
^^@karasutabitooffical✓ replied to @theyallluvotoya✓ and @d1isagiglazer: you realise this is your official account...
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Instance 3
@earthtoyn✓ tweeted: all that money and no media training is crazy work 😭😭
@officalmichaelkaiser to @earthtoyn: your obsession with me is getting out of hand.
^@earthtoyn replied to @officalmichaelkaiser: how deluded are you to think this is about you☠️
^^ @officalmichaelkaiser replied to @earthtoyn: as if you don't run a monopoly on hating on me.
^^^ @earthtoyn replied to @officialmichaelkaiser: look at you knowing the definition a monopoly 💓
@mierakoolgyaru replied to @earthtoyn: the girls are fighting 😭
@nagionigiri replied to @earthtoyn: they fight more than Isagi and Kaiser fans do😭😭
@anolivenamedaiku replied to @earthtoyn: the two of you should just kiss🤷
@iamthekaiseremp replied to @earthtoyn: baby you're too fine to be hating on kaiser🥀
^@earthtoyn replied to @iamthekaiseremp: as if the two are mutually exclusive
@appleslicecinamon replied to @earthtoyn: enemies to lovers in the works.😭😭
@pinkbubblehum replied to @earthtoyn: lowkey shipping Kaiser and y/n together 🥹✌️
^ @earthtoyn replied to @pinkbubblehum and @earthtoyn: the ship is lowkey capsizing and sinking to the ocean floor in the Mariana trench 🥹✌️
^^ @Tylainsachanel replied to @eartoyn and @pinkbubblehum: isn't he dating Ness or something...
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a few months passed since their public internet beef. Nothing could have prepared over 12 million people tuning in for their daily sparring for what was recently leaked.
Four photos.
Four photos captured from the paparazzi. One where Michael Kaiser was seen at a local night amusement park. The first photo was the footballer standing in line, at a food truck with a designer purse slung over his shoulder.
The Second photo depicted Michael Kaiser walking with a blurred figure in the direction of a beautifully lit ferries wheel, the same bag on the shoulder of the blurred figure as they held hands.
The Third picture was much clearer, it was Kaiser in the middle of a intense game of the claw machine. The blurred figure was far clearer but their back was towards the camera successful hiding their face.
And—the photo that caused Michael Kaiser to be a worldwide trending with 200k post in just one day was a picture in prestine quality of Michael Kaiser being kissed in the mouth by a familiar face. The blurred figure now revealed to be the infamous kaiser hater was seen locking lips with him as they held on to a gigantic stuffed animal.
@ilovejasminealadin commented under @michafanupdates: y/n bro when did this happen.?🤣🤣
@bllkisagiyoichi✓ replied to @michafanupdates: bro actually has a girlfriend!?! 😭😭
^^@megurubachirabllk replied to @bllkisagiyoichi and @michafanupdates: I thought he was repping the schizophrenic community with me😭😭
@spermcellshidouryusei✓ replied to @michafanupdates: How on earth did you manage to pull her??
@bmnoelnoa✓ replied to @michafanupdates: congratulations Michael 🎉
@alexisnessbm✓ replied to @michafanupdates: there goes our peak fanfics 👎
@earthtoyn replied to @michafanupdates: WHO PHOTOSHOPPED THIS
@earthtoyn replied to @michafanupdates: This is a AI
^^@officalmichaelkaiser replied to @earthtoyn and @michafanupdates: Schatz you know damn well...
in the online sphere, people often use references enough that they become embedded into a person's dialect. however, the highly specific meaning often means that these sentences do not translate well.
here, despite the extended use of english, the main focus is the first sentence. these are references that have come from the world of fiction, often in television shows. the first refers to characters that an audience collectively loves, making them a fan favourite, whilst the second refers to a journey a character may go on, along which they'll become a villain, creating their villain arc.
the post, when translated, means:
fan favourite to villain arc????? love that for her, play that money out of the pot sweety u deserve it
and the tag in dutch below means:
she better be back next week
“crystal girlie representation”
“fanfavourite to villainarc”
there are two references to internet culture here, being “emotional support” and “crystal girlie representation”. emotional support is a twist on the well-known idea of emotional support animals, but upon the internet it has become common to refer to anything as emotional support, though it is most regularly a funny animal or an abstract matter. in this case, the poster is using it to refer to a contestant and a stone she regularly had on her.
the crystal girlie representation is a reference to a trend that has become popular lately, romanticising and popularising a lifestyle in which a person admires, collects, and has a deep connection to crystals.
Have the twins ever spoken to each in vine to each other and then had to frantically explain themselves to Arthur and Francis?
I’m assuming you meant speaking to each other in Vine references?
Definitely. They’re constantly referencing tons of Internet memes and videos, not just from Vine, but also TikTok, YouTube, Twitter, etc. Arthur and Francis barely understand what any of those platforms are because they’re boomers.
So, when Alfred does a trick on his skateboard and Matthew says, “Oh, my gawd! Oh, my gawd! He on X-games mode!” his parents are very confused and think they obviously must have missed something.
One evening, Matthew tells Alfred to get in the car because they’re going to the movies and Alfred starts singing, “We’re going on a trip in our favorite piece of shit, running through stop signs--!”
Of course, Arthur gets extremely offended. “I beg your pardon? I pay for that car! If it’s such a piece of shit, then you can walk to the movies! And don’t you dare run through any stop signs or so help me God, you’ll never leave this house again!”
Matthew quickly explains the reference and tries to calm Arthur down while Alfred laughs hysterically from the passenger’s seat.
When I was a kid, newer to the internet I used to comment "she knows what she's doing" because I saw other people doing it and just thought it was a nice encouraging feminist thing like "yay smart capable women doing things!"
So I did eventually find (one) plausible hanakotoba link.
This one was originally an article called "Kawaii Culture: The Language of Flowers" written by Coral Peterson for TokyoPop, but the article is down, and it was preserved elsewhere: http://www.gaiaonline.com/journal/?mode=view&post_id=5680673&u=3296800
These I have some doubts about, but by comparing them all I can be fairly sure of what a flower means, I think.
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