#interviewer replies

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Everybody is celebrating the new year! Each region has it's own timezone, so who knows when you're seeing this, but happy new years to you too, anonymous anon on the net! From everybody here! Including me and Trainer Interviews inc.

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And from the runner of this account! Happy new years everybody :^)

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idk if it’s been asked yet who’s everyone’s favorite eevee evo

after questioning, these are your results

Starting with Umbreon, my favourite too, Ethan said it's because he already has one, that it makes it the best one

Silver said it's because he sees Ethan's Umbreon uh 'all the time', so he 'tolerates it the most', if that tells you anything?

Then Espeon, I'm sure you could've guessed this one, Red and Leaf talk about their..split custody Espeon a lot.

Something like, they're both attached to it so it's the favourite, but they also let me know they love all of them or sometimes like that, you know, you've heard that before from them

Then Jolteon, Lyra and Green said Jolteon, for different reasons actually

Green said it's because he likes its 'Spunk' and attitude

While Lyra said it's because of her sister's Jolteon, also because of the spunk and attitude, and, according to her, its 'fluffy quills'

And lastly, Glaceon, I saw this one coming too, Glaceon is basically Dawn if she was an Eevee

Sinnohnian, has bangs, is an ice type, the whole package, you know?

She said it's because they're quiet and elegant and..make ice skating rings, I didn't press for details on that last bit...

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WHO OWNS THAT FAT ASS PIKACHU

The fucking MANAGING DIRECTOR!!! Zaps (the Pikachu) is the FAT ASS MASCOT OF OUR COMPANY!!!

* THIS ASK HAS BEEN REJECTED!

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just wanna wish the trainers a happy new year! 🎊

Thank you so much! I'll pass that on for sure, you too.

[trainer-interviews]

hey Ethan! interview the interviewer. ask them if they tried a hairbrusu.

"actually yeah! Interviewing the interviewer time it is, have YOU ever tried a hairbrush? Your hair is basically covering your eyes"

"wha- I brush it daily!"

"really?"

"..I try to!"

"well your hat makes it look stylish"

"oh. Uhm. Thanks.."

Does it? It's just plain black

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dawn! what do you think of Lyra!

Haha, you're late anon, we already did this one!

But since I'm nice, here

* THIS ASK HAS BEEN REJECTED!

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YES YES ASK THE INTERVIEWER IF THEY LIKE YOUR WEDDING RING ETHAN

"best question yet, really, what do you think-"

please don't say my name.

"it's very..wedding ring like, I like the meaning behind it"

"thank you thank you, heh, now I have to obnoxiously show it to everyone"

At least he's honest

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((interviewer, would it be rude to ask Dawn how she got the scar on her face? I am curious but do not wantto upset her so i'm leaving the question to your discression-))

I'm glad you actually cared to ask my opinion! I definitely think it's rude but hey, boss's orders right?

"forgive me if this is a personal question, but can you tell us about the scar on your face?"

"oh this? It's from a Garchomp

My Garchomp now, actually, I caught it after it attacked me"

"woah- it was a wild one?"

"alpha Pokémon usually aren't used to humans on their turf at all, so yes"

"they attack quickly and viciously, you're bound to get hurt once or twice, more of you're reckless"

"do you think the way you got it was reckless?"

I did not mean to say that outloud. Oh.

"yes, I got too close and it attacked me with its arm"

"I'm glad you're okay, that sounds scary"

"Mm"

I swear I'm going to get written up one of these days